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dylan

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Friday Apr 01, 2005

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I made vegetable soup, and managed to burn it. How do you burn soup? Plus, vegetable soup looks just like vomit. I poured black pepper on it (I think I'm slightly addicted to that stuff, I like how it makes my eyes water) and missed and basically tipped it all over my leg. I brushed at it to try and get it off, then took a big sniff of my jeans to check if it had gone and haven't stopped sneezing yet.
Are there any rules about chucking pepper everywhere? Do I then have to lob it over my shoulder like salt?
Errol, I failed the challenge, I only watched About Shmidt. Which was a lot more depressing than I expected it to be.
I'm annoyed because Stephen Fry is in two silly adverts right now and I hate when people I adore are in adverts, especially stupid ones.
I think I may actually, inside, be a grumpy old man. Anyone seen the programme? I spend the whole thing going "you're EXACTLY right...mutter mutter...the youth of today...grrr".
I can't decide who is the most obnoxious. Jack or Kelly Osbourne.

Hmmm. Tough call.
I'm going home tomorrow. I finally got bored of being bored, and gave up. I have to be back by Thursday though, as 65daysofstatic are playing at the Pressure Point in Brighton...anyone going?
VIEW 25 of 41 COMMENTS
alohra:
Oh my goodness, it's like you're a journal tease! You kept updating for so long, and now that you've slowed down, my journal-balls are turning blue. How have you been, cutie?
p.s. Eek! I hope that you didn't take that to mean that I get some sort of actual sexual pleasure from your journal entries. I just thought it was funny. Not trying to freak you out.
Apr 7, 2005
munch:
oi oi Dylan, where ya gone?

hope your doing ok n stuff missy! biggrin

and in case you missed it, my new tatt!!!
Apr 8, 2005

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