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dylan

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Monday Jan 23, 2006

Jan 23, 2006
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I tried updating my journal by phone and it didn't work. My phone will let me count calories, but will not let me use any of the more useful functions. Including phoning people.

I have a killer headache, so instead of going to see a Cock and Bull Story I'm sitting in eating a fat man's body weight in pasta and watching Peep Show. I'm trying to work out whether Mark's eyes have no pupils, or are all pupil.
"Oh yeah, take that God, shove this up your toga, you big beardy killjoy"

Have only just realised that the hot chick in the Second Series in not in fact Heather Graham but is the lass from Clueless. Why did I not realise sooner?


...Watched all of Peep Show. Felt at a loss. Started on the Mighty Boosh. I had a rather nasty argument over xmas with my mum and sister. They refused to accept the obvious truth that Noel Fielding is a beautiful hunk of man-meat.
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charley:
I am an absolute twat in large groups of people, I totally loose my personality, say stupid things, mumble etc feel free to hide with me, I promise not to be too freaky tongue
Jan 25, 2006
coldandwet:
I actually broke the destructive pattern of updating a phone I couldnt work with another phone even more complicated every 6 months.

I managed to get a Nokia 3330 and Im the happiest with my phone Ive ever been. You can call and text and play snake. The only reasons you need a phone!
Jan 25, 2006

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