My fortune cookies tell me to
Love thy neighbour,
just don't get caught.
And that
Your socks should never
be funnier than you are.
Also, I apologise to staff because I think I submitted a new profile picture and several others about 80 times. My mistake. Please don't hit me.
Can't return my phone. However CAN upgrade my insurance policy, meaning that in 3 months I can return it whether they like it or not. So, 3 months of shit contract, then I can return it and get a better one.
It's a bizarre phone. It has things on it that I can't see anyone ever using - like a thing that makes you input you favourite food, colour, hobby andweather, then tells you what type of perfume would best suit you. And an indecipherable calorie counter. And something that tells me I am underweight, which is a blatant lie. And a shopping list. And something which I think is apparently meant to track your periods. Who needs this stuff?
Love thy neighbour,
just don't get caught.
And that
Your socks should never
be funnier than you are.
Also, I apologise to staff because I think I submitted a new profile picture and several others about 80 times. My mistake. Please don't hit me.
Can't return my phone. However CAN upgrade my insurance policy, meaning that in 3 months I can return it whether they like it or not. So, 3 months of shit contract, then I can return it and get a better one.
It's a bizarre phone. It has things on it that I can't see anyone ever using - like a thing that makes you input you favourite food, colour, hobby andweather, then tells you what type of perfume would best suit you. And an indecipherable calorie counter. And something that tells me I am underweight, which is a blatant lie. And a shopping list. And something which I think is apparently meant to track your periods. Who needs this stuff?
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Hot new avawotsit. Why are you not on my friends list ?