dylan

I've lost my hat. It was an ugly shade of green and looked like a tea cosy, but it had the badges I bought from the convention on it and it kept my head warm and hid my bad hair days I am offering a reward of 10 to anyone that finds the bloody thing. Last seen, on my head.


Went to see the League of Gentlemen (Are Behind You) on Friday...very odd. I enjoyed it, though not as much as when I went to see their actual stage show a few years back. To be fair, I despise pantomime anyway, and while including the words "fucking wanker" and not having any ex soap stars in it certainly helped, I still cringe at the whole format.

And I went to the Comic Book Expo on Saturday, the one and only time I will ever get to step foot inside a Hilton Hotel (unless it's with a machete in search of Paris). I wanted to stay around looking at toys and teasing the giant dalek, but had to leave pretty soon (apologies to everybody I didn't get to see).

However I did get to eat the nicest cake in the world (thank you Phinn for recommending the Mint Leaf Cafe), I shall be going back there as soon as I can find people who like tea and cake. Anyone?

There's a shop in Brighton with a nice sofa and things, and I would have loved to shoot a set in there but when I went to ask if it would be possible the weird little man who owns it was very rude and made me feel like a twat. However, I shall get my revenge by dropping off his address with the Autonomous Students group at uni (who got chucked out of the union for actually protesting things with action instead of handing out leaflets and saying things like "well, I don't like war myself...but I suppose if other people want to kill people I can't stop them") as most of his fabulous dresses have real fur trims and dead fox heads adorning them.

I have essays to do and French to learn and work to finish, and instead I'm sitting about covered in green hair dye looking like the Swamp Thing.
I think I have leftover Chinese from last night in the fridge. mmm...


Also, somebody recommend some decent sing a longy songs I can download. The sound is finally working on my laptop and I want to celebrate. The only thing I've managed to download so far is that Ladylumps song, which is hilarious but I don't think I can take it any more.

Oh yeah, and for the record...

( ) I've Never Killed anyone who started chain mail
( ) I've Never had sex with an antelope
(x) I've Never eaten my own bogeys
( ) I've Never eaten someone elses bogeys
(x) I've Never Celebrated New Year with a giraffe
(x) I've Never Skipped School to go to a Star Trek convention
( ) I've Never Had Sex With More Than One antelope Within The Same Week
( ) I've Never Gotten Someone Drunk Just To Have Sex With Their pets
(x) I've Never Killed Anyone accidentally
( ) I've Never Received a hickey From My Sex Partner, the cheap bastard

etc etc etc