So my brother has been staying with us for about 2 weeks now and causing a ton of problems. Whenever he fights with his wife, he comes here. But it's been a long time because he spent the last 2 years (minus a few months here and there) in jail because of his wife. She called the cops saying he hit her and so on and so forth. But then she'd come and visit him all the time.
Anyways, he's staying here now for a while and it's been a big pain in the ass. The first night he was here and I was going somewhere, his comment to me was "Oh, you're going out? How am I supposed to use your phone now?" So already I felt like a pack mule being used for my free night and weekend minutes. And whenever he uses the phone, it's to scream at his wife about whose dick she's sucking behind his back. He's a jealous fuck, always has been, always will.
About a week ago I sent a text message to a good friend of mine that said "Remember one thing. I love you." The next day I looked in my outbox and I saw the message 2 more times. So at first I thought I was drunk and sent it out three times, then I worried if I sent it to the wrong people so I looked at the number it was sent to. Turns out it wasn't me at all. My brother went into my outbox and sent the message I sent to my friend to his wife and daughter. Isn't that basically plagiarism.
Then the other day he tells me that if someone calls from a certain area code to tell them that he left for the airport. Which was just a big lie. The person (who sounded shady as all fuck) wound up calling later and all I said was "He left already," figuring they'd know what I meant. So they called back an hour later with like 4 other people on the line with them all asking for my brother even though I said he wasn't there. And then they continued to talk to my brother, even though as I said already, he wasn't there. The guy asked to leave a message, so I told him to hold on while I grabbed a pencil. I come back to find that he's hung up.
2 nights ago I get a random text message from some number I don't know (aka someone my brother sent a text to) that said "Who this?" Great grammar from these people huh? I didn't write back. An hour later the same number sent "Give me a call"
Then last night one of his friends called my phone at 2am, waking me up. Something told me that I should put my phone on silent. Turns out that was a smart idea. Another person called my phone for my brother at 4am and again 2 minutes later. Keep in mind that ALL of these people are on East Coast time. What kind of person calls looking for someone at 4 in the fucking morning?
Anyways, he's staying here now for a while and it's been a big pain in the ass. The first night he was here and I was going somewhere, his comment to me was "Oh, you're going out? How am I supposed to use your phone now?" So already I felt like a pack mule being used for my free night and weekend minutes. And whenever he uses the phone, it's to scream at his wife about whose dick she's sucking behind his back. He's a jealous fuck, always has been, always will.
About a week ago I sent a text message to a good friend of mine that said "Remember one thing. I love you." The next day I looked in my outbox and I saw the message 2 more times. So at first I thought I was drunk and sent it out three times, then I worried if I sent it to the wrong people so I looked at the number it was sent to. Turns out it wasn't me at all. My brother went into my outbox and sent the message I sent to my friend to his wife and daughter. Isn't that basically plagiarism.
Then the other day he tells me that if someone calls from a certain area code to tell them that he left for the airport. Which was just a big lie. The person (who sounded shady as all fuck) wound up calling later and all I said was "He left already," figuring they'd know what I meant. So they called back an hour later with like 4 other people on the line with them all asking for my brother even though I said he wasn't there. And then they continued to talk to my brother, even though as I said already, he wasn't there. The guy asked to leave a message, so I told him to hold on while I grabbed a pencil. I come back to find that he's hung up.
2 nights ago I get a random text message from some number I don't know (aka someone my brother sent a text to) that said "Who this?" Great grammar from these people huh? I didn't write back. An hour later the same number sent "Give me a call"
Then last night one of his friends called my phone at 2am, waking me up. Something told me that I should put my phone on silent. Turns out that was a smart idea. Another person called my phone for my brother at 4am and again 2 minutes later. Keep in mind that ALL of these people are on East Coast time. What kind of person calls looking for someone at 4 in the fucking morning?
BOOTY CALLS!