dx927

Man! I feel GREAT right now.

I've been getting a lot of wrong numbers calling my cell phone lately, which isn't that big of a deal. But today....

This guy just calls me and the conversation went like this:

Me: Hello?
Guy: HEY!
Me: Uh hi
Guy: *annoyed sounding* Who's this?
Me: Who's this? You're the one who called me
Guy: Oh, I'm sorry. I must have called the wrong number
Me: Ok, bye
Guy: *as he's hanging up* Asshole

So you know what I did?

I called him back. Then the conversation went like this:

Guy: Hello?
Me: Where the fuck do you get off calling me an asshole? You fucking prick
Guy: Huh? Who are you talkin to?
Me: You....the fucking piece of shit who just called me an asshole when he hung up the phone.
Guy: *stumbles over his words*
Me: So you know what? FUCK YOU!

and I hung up on him before he could get a word in.

It feels so good to finally fuck someone over when they think they're gonna get one over on me. I get the last word in.