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Monday Sep 06, 2004

Sep 6, 2004
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Hey there SG family, wanna hear something that was FUCKED UP?? Okay, I'll tell... On Saturday my vision "blurred" in both eyes for a while, so I FREAKED OUT and called my mom to see if she knew what might be the problem. Well she pulled some strings and had an Opthamologist open up her clinic to see what the problem was!

After being about 15 minutes late to her office, and although I really appreciated her opening it up on a holiday weekend - this BITCH scared the SHIT outta me by diagnosing me with DIABETES!! mad

Yes I know that I'm a little bit on the LARGE SCALE, but she had already made up her mind right off the bat! Once in her office, she asked me a few questions about my vision - and I told her that earlier in the week my right eye had felt like it had something in it - so I rinsed it out and used a SHITLOAD of CLEAR EYES (don't use that stuff - it's shitty), yet I still felt like something was there... So I just covered my eye for the night, and the next day... Everything wa OK!

However, the very next day - that's when I had the BLURRED VISION problem, and I mean IT WAS BADD!!! I had to pull over and regain my composure! Anyway, back to her office... She had asked me some questions and I answered them, then she gave me an EYE EXAM. No HARM, No FOUL - after that she asked her boyfriend to come in. THis dude pulled out this lilttle bag outta his pocket, and the Dr. asked if she could prick my finger for some BLOOD - I said "sure", and after that she put it in this "gizmo" that her boyfriend had and said.."Hmm"

Well like all of you, I HATE THAT SHIT!!! What the fuck does "Hmm.." mean? You know it's gotta be BAD when they say that, right? Well it was..! SHe said "Just as I suspected", you've got DIABETES!
eeek eeek eeek eeek eeek "What??" She went on to say that I neede to go across the street to Brotman Hospital Emergency Room ASAP, because at the level it was, I might pass out! blackeyed blackeyed

So... I went across the street to the ER and sat there for 3 hours - THe ER guys asked me for a URINE sample (like I can just pee on the spot) so I gave them a "little" one. I sat there some more, then they asked for some BLOOD, so I gave the ALOT..! The nurse who took my blood was a complete BITCH, she poked me more than Michael Jackson on a houseguest!!!! eeek eeek

To make a very long story a little shorter, after all the shit was said and done and after all the FREAKING OUT I did, the head ER guy said that the results were taken wrong! Can you believe that SHIT! confused whatever confused
Besides, before I had gone to her, I had had a few pieces of my ex-girlfriends birthday cake (Which SUGAR brings up the levels in the blood tests anyways) and 2 Tequila's.. I didn't know that BITCH was gonna do any tests? How wuz I to know? In the end, I need glasses.... wink biggrin smile

Weird end to weird weekend...! I just hope that you all had (or are having) a BOMB ASS time!


Later wink
demonika:
no bomb ass time for me *SNIFF*SNIFF* uhhh *CCCCCCRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY* *curls up on DvsBob's lap* uuhhhhh *wahhh* Im sad!! frown
Sep 8, 2004

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