Man, does this Monday ever SUCK so far! 
Things are just FUCKING UP on this side of the world... I mean that I'm the type of guy whose Monday's are usually GREAT - No BULLSHIT, and things fall right into place for me. But JESUS CHRIST people 
this day IS going to get better or I will STOP the EARTH itself from spining and we will ALL crash into the SUN! 
Okay, maybe that was a little DRAMATIC... But you all get my drift, right?
Things are just FUCKING UP on this side of the world... I mean that I'm the type of guy whose Monday's are usually GREAT - No BULLSHIT, and things fall right into place for me. But JESUS CHRIST people this day IS going to get better or I will STOP the EARTH itself from spining and we will ALL crash into the SUN!
Okay, maybe that was a little DRAMATIC... But you all get my drift, right?
Dramatic. Maybe a teeny bit. No sun crashing! Ya hear me!!!