Whew..... What a day, what a day! 
People say that "every cloud has a SILVER LINING", right? Well not the fucking cloud that was hovering over my shop today!
I had this customer ALL up in my bizzness today! This "rat bastard" was actually underneath the car WHILE I was trying to finish it up? Can you believe that shit? Now, I'm NO "suck up" or "brown noser" - but how do you handle dealing with RICH assholes? You cater to them, right?
Well, if you've ever seen the movie "The New Guy", then you've probably seen DJ Qualls.. A skinny little MOTHER FUCKER - who makes ERKEL look like VIN DIESEL!
This guy wanted to know EXACTLY how I was gonna lower his truck, and kept on asking me if he could watch..
Okay, so I CAVED IN..
Yep SG's, the Dvus-1 (me) told him.. OKAY!! After almost 2 hours, I finished his shitty HUMMER and asked him if he wanted anything else done - and he said "Nah, my brotha', that's cool" and split! But the ODD THING is that he didn't pay me!!!!
Wait, wait... I know what you're thinking - I got PUNK'D right? Nope, his agent called the shop about 2 minutes after he took off and told me he'd be there in about an hour.. Fuck, that guy IS an arrogant asshole!
Fuck the FAMOUS!!!!!! Now that I have VENTED, I feel soo much better!
People say that "every cloud has a SILVER LINING", right? Well not the fucking cloud that was hovering over my shop today!
I had this customer ALL up in my bizzness today! This "rat bastard" was actually underneath the car WHILE I was trying to finish it up? Can you believe that shit? Now, I'm NO "suck up" or "brown noser" - but how do you handle dealing with RICH assholes? You cater to them, right?
Well, if you've ever seen the movie "The New Guy", then you've probably seen DJ Qualls.. A skinny little MOTHER FUCKER - who makes ERKEL look like VIN DIESEL!
This guy wanted to know EXACTLY how I was gonna lower his truck, and kept on asking me if he could watch..
Okay, so I CAVED IN..
Yep SG's, the Dvus-1 (me) told him.. OKAY!! After almost 2 hours, I finished his shitty HUMMER and asked him if he wanted anything else done - and he said "Nah, my brotha', that's cool" and split! But the ODD THING is that he didn't pay me!!!!
Wait, wait... I know what you're thinking - I got PUNK'D right? Nope, his agent called the shop about 2 minutes after he took off and told me he'd be there in about an hour.. Fuck, that guy IS an arrogant asshole!
Fuck the FAMOUS!!!!!! Now that I have VENTED, I feel soo much better!
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Again, thank you, that was awesome :-)
Oooh and your sooo nice with the nice comments and the niceness... you nice nice man! ahhaha