GOD..! Do I feel like a DUMB-SHIT! 
Last night I was having one of "those" kinda dreams, NO - not "SEX" but a fighting dream.
Something was trying to BITE my neck and I was trying to reach around and punch it in the face... but guess what..?
I woke up this morning to find out that I've got the BIGGEST Black Eye that you've ever seen.
Mike Tyson couldn't have done better than I did to myself! So, now I've gotta keep my black ass at home and ICE IT DOWN so I won't look like I got the SHIT beatin' outta me!
Thank GOD for medicinal MARIJUANA!!!
Last night I was having one of "those" kinda dreams, NO - not "SEX" but a fighting dream.
Something was trying to BITE my neck and I was trying to reach around and punch it in the face... but guess what..?
I woke up this morning to find out that I've got the BIGGEST Black Eye that you've ever seen.
Mike Tyson couldn't have done better than I did to myself! So, now I've gotta keep my black ass at home and ICE IT DOWN so I won't look like I got the SHIT beatin' outta me!
Thank GOD for medicinal MARIJUANA!!!
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andromeda:
Yum. It truely is a great pain reliever. Better than any pain pill I've ever taken.
miffy:
i have a scratch on my little nose. now I look like a freak, we can stay at home and hide our faces in paper bags together.