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I got an email from Lisakat saying she got shat on by a bird. That happened once to me when I was in middle school. I was just arriving at school then whamo. There are no swears bad enough for that feeling. Needless to say, I left school right away and stayed home and probably played video games. Bird shitting on your head equals day off in my books.

Too bad Lisa had to go back to work.

On our walk home from work I kept my eye out for the bird so I could grab it and teach it some manners, but I think it flew away to brag.

This aggression will not stand. Lisa may be a vegetarian, but I'm not. I'm going to eat you, bird.