File this under,"I need to pay more fucking attention when someone introduces themselves"(the names have been changed to protect the innocent)
So I am at the local dive drinking and playing pool,the usual.At one point in the evening I notice a lovely little girl staring at me.Ok ...so I smile at her,trying not to come off looking like a serial killer.She smiles back then starts talking to her friend.Ok so now I am in a dilemma
a. I am social retard when it comes to approaching anyone... much less a attractive girl.
b. I live in San Francisco where there is a fairly large lesbian population which only complicates matters.
So I end up like a deer in the headlights
whenever a girl returns a smile.Yes, I know, I am a schmuck.
This scenerio repeats itself 3 more times which was nice because it gave me enough courage to walk up and say hi.Ok actually it was the Jack and water that gave me enough courage.So I walk up and the first words out of her mouth were,"its about fucking time you came over,I was going to throw a pint glass at you."Which was exactly what I wanted to hear lol.So I laugh and sit down.
Now here is where everything goes to hell(at least for awhile).I look into her eyes and she has these eyes that are almost solid black.Now I am sure in normal light that they are probably dark brown.But in the light of the bar they looked completely void of any color.To top it off she had bleached blond hair,the contrast was completely mesmerizing.Unfortunatelty at this moment she told me her name.I was not more than 2 feet from her and I didnt hear a fucking word she said because I was taken aback by her eyes so much.So we talk a little about the usual...jobs ,school ,art ,music, it was nice.Ya know how sometimes talking to someone is harder than putting ur key in the door, at nite, when its cold and your hands are frozen, and your piss drunk....you just want say fuck it ill sleep in the car.This wasnt like that, we were both at ease and having a good time.So her friend, which turned out to be her roomate, said she needed to go home.I ask the girl I was talking to if she wanted company,she said yes that be nice
so we go back to her place. Her roomate goes to her room and we are in the living room.Ok, one thing leads to another yada yaDA and we are kissing and and having great fun when suddenly I realize,I have no fucking idea wats this girl name is....now I am kinda laughing about this inside because I know why I dont,her fucking eyes,yes they still look black.But still....ok, so I start thinking, ah ha I got it.Medicine cabinet,every girl got some prescription medicines...so I say I have to use the little rangers room.I go and start rummaging around for ANYTHING with this girls name on it.Nothing....I come out and notice some mail on a computer desk...Ah HA and theres a picture of someone right beside it,whoo hoo saved.I walk over picK the picture up and ask who the person was in the picture,all the while Im reading the name on the envelope its says Amber...Thank Christ ,Im saved. I walk over, thinking I am oh so smart and we pick up where we left off...we start getting into it more when she says," we will have to keep quiet,my roomate as to get up early in the morning."FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK I forgot about her roomate.Now the panic comes back even more so because she taking back to her room and I have no idea which one of them is Amber.We go into her room start making out heavily ...shedding clothes and although I am enjoying it I could enjoy it a hell of alot more if I wasnt so panick stricken that she is going to stop and ask me,what her name is. I sit on her bed and I take my shirt off,she straddles me and does the same.And I am still just thinking here it comes....just then I feel a wet nose on my back I jumped because with this bombshell ,black eyed,topless girl on my lap and my little dilema my nerves are a little shot.She said its just Bootsy her cat ,and like the angels coming down from heaven wat do I hear,the jangling of bootsy id tags.YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS,I pick bootsy up like he was the holy grail,and read his id tags and it said if lost please call AMBER AT 415###-####,thank christ ...........I also got Ambers phone # hehe.THANK YOU BOOTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So I am at the local dive drinking and playing pool,the usual.At one point in the evening I notice a lovely little girl staring at me.Ok ...so I smile at her,trying not to come off looking like a serial killer.She smiles back then starts talking to her friend.Ok so now I am in a dilemma
a. I am social retard when it comes to approaching anyone... much less a attractive girl.
b. I live in San Francisco where there is a fairly large lesbian population which only complicates matters.
So I end up like a deer in the headlights
whenever a girl returns a smile.Yes, I know, I am a schmuck.
This scenerio repeats itself 3 more times which was nice because it gave me enough courage to walk up and say hi.Ok actually it was the Jack and water that gave me enough courage.So I walk up and the first words out of her mouth were,"its about fucking time you came over,I was going to throw a pint glass at you."Which was exactly what I wanted to hear lol.So I laugh and sit down.
Now here is where everything goes to hell(at least for awhile).I look into her eyes and she has these eyes that are almost solid black.Now I am sure in normal light that they are probably dark brown.But in the light of the bar they looked completely void of any color.To top it off she had bleached blond hair,the contrast was completely mesmerizing.Unfortunatelty at this moment she told me her name.I was not more than 2 feet from her and I didnt hear a fucking word she said because I was taken aback by her eyes so much.So we talk a little about the usual...jobs ,school ,art ,music, it was nice.Ya know how sometimes talking to someone is harder than putting ur key in the door, at nite, when its cold and your hands are frozen, and your piss drunk....you just want say fuck it ill sleep in the car.This wasnt like that, we were both at ease and having a good time.So her friend, which turned out to be her roomate, said she needed to go home.I ask the girl I was talking to if she wanted company,she said yes that be nice
so we go back to her place. Her roomate goes to her room and we are in the living room.Ok, one thing leads to another yada yaDA and we are kissing and and having great fun when suddenly I realize,I have no fucking idea wats this girl name is....now I am kinda laughing about this inside because I know why I dont,her fucking eyes,yes they still look black.But still....ok, so I start thinking, ah ha I got it.Medicine cabinet,every girl got some prescription medicines...so I say I have to use the little rangers room.I go and start rummaging around for ANYTHING with this girls name on it.Nothing....I come out and notice some mail on a computer desk...Ah HA and theres a picture of someone right beside it,whoo hoo saved.I walk over picK the picture up and ask who the person was in the picture,all the while Im reading the name on the envelope its says Amber...Thank Christ ,Im saved. I walk over, thinking I am oh so smart and we pick up where we left off...we start getting into it more when she says," we will have to keep quiet,my roomate as to get up early in the morning."FUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKK I forgot about her roomate.Now the panic comes back even more so because she taking back to her room and I have no idea which one of them is Amber.We go into her room start making out heavily ...shedding clothes and although I am enjoying it I could enjoy it a hell of alot more if I wasnt so panick stricken that she is going to stop and ask me,what her name is. I sit on her bed and I take my shirt off,she straddles me and does the same.And I am still just thinking here it comes....just then I feel a wet nose on my back I jumped because with this bombshell ,black eyed,topless girl on my lap and my little dilema my nerves are a little shot.She said its just Bootsy her cat ,and like the angels coming down from heaven wat do I hear,the jangling of bootsy id tags.YYYYEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS,I pick bootsy up like he was the holy grail,and read his id tags and it said if lost please call AMBER AT 415###-####,thank christ ...........I also got Ambers phone # hehe.THANK YOU BOOTSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Why the FUCK didn't you just ask her what her name was when you didn't hear it the first time.
2. Why the hell did you look through her shit?!
I understand that you wanted to know her name, but you totally violated the privacy of a woman you just met at a bar. I am sure if she had any inkling that you did that she would beat you sensless. Coming from the pint glass statement she made earlier in the night.
I think since you were the one too chicken shit to ask her name again at the beginning, you didn't deserve to go home with her. Simple as that.
p.s. Did you at least get to fuck her?