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Love your set you are a super beauty

Two scary flights-

1) When making a hard u-turn to get onto the takeoff runway, the plane went out of control, violently swung right with the right wing about 2 feet off the ground......violently swung left with the left wing about two feet off the ground....a few more big swerves and then a brake slam! Pilot comes on the air, "Sorry about that folks...just a bit of pilot error....took that corner a bit too fast....going in, let's try it again!" .........Uh...what?! PILOT error!?? Try it again?! FUCK THAT, let me off the plane!!! (he tried it again and all was fine)

2) About to land, when I notice we've been circling a few times. Then I notice all the fire trucks and ambulances near one of the runways. THEN I notice the stewardess approaching me, who at the time was sitting in an exit row...."excuse me, gentlemen....we are about to make an emergency landing and when we do, you will need to remove the door, stand on the wing and assist other passengers off the plane in an orderly fashion." Of course, all I could think was, oh fuck and am I going to need a new pair of pants in the next 60 seconds?! OH....so this is what they mean when you are sitting in an exit row and they ask you if you are willing and able to open the exit door and assist other passengers! Next time, I'm just going to say, "Oh, I'll open the door, but then it's every man, woman and child for themselves!" (turned out, the landing gear wasn't coming down. they tried several times and eventually got it to come down just before we made an emergency landing. crisis averted, pants clean.)