dustywade

so, xyanax and booze don't mix. believe it or not, i've never attempted to mix the two.

i did last night. i have a 6 hour gap in my memory. that rarely ever happens.

i woke up sometime around 6am cause my TV was on VERY loud and it sounded like porn, which it was.

i looked at the TV and then realized someone was in the bed with me, there was. i did what seemed natural and introduced myself. we talked for a minute, apparently she just broke up with her bf and didn't have anywhere to stay. being the nice guy that i am i guess i invited her home.

she said i was so incoherient i didn't even attempt any sexin. that's fine i suck at one night stands anyway.

the best part is i asked for her phone number when i dropped her off and she said no! lol