dusty311

wow, i just got out of the clink again, i did a shitty skid bid for the fine city of albany, new york. it was fun, but im going to try to stay away from there for a while.
i guess i should explain. i went to the bar with a load of my peoples. i, against better judgement, went for the tequilla .
about 12 12 i was under arrest, the cops say i was caught stealing bottles of liquor and sneeking them out.
i am guessin that i just felt like i deserved a free drink or two... or more. but they dont really take kind to drunken
freaks around these parts. so i did a drunk and disorderly
mixed with false impersonation, for having my little brothers id. i guess i had a tough night i dont really remember tho, i do remember waking up the next day to be arrained
i was standing there propped up by two sherriff deputies
while this judge was rattling off, i noticed a large
sign above him that stated, assiduity, i was scared and lost all the sudden, and yelled out "where the fuck is assiduity?"
just then i was shouved from behind while the judge warnned me of a contempt charge i could look foward to if i spoke again, wow i thought, i guess free drinks arent that free.