I was recently asked by Vassilis how i would describe an apple to someone who had never seen one or tasted one before... I think i did a fairly good Job. What you reckon?
Apples are Evil. Eve (remarkably close to the word Evil) Once gave Adam an apple from the tree of Life in the garden and now we have Sin.
They also have the tendency to house insects and Snow white was once duped by her evil step mother into eating a poisonous one which put her in a deeeeeeeep Coma type sleep thingy until the MAN (Tan tan da daaaaaaaa) came and woke her with a french kiss although the truth is it wasn't a kiss on the lips... but a kiss on the ...aaaaanayway i digress.
It has a skin that tends to get stuck between your teeth and a core that you never quite know when you are going to bite into... that is an unpleasant part as its hard and sour and has pips you might swallow which could grow in your stomach and sprout apple tree branches from your bodies orifices. So never and i mean NEVER swallow the pips. If you think you have go to hospital straight away.
Some are green, some are red, some are yellowy, some have speckles some dont. Some are sweet, some are sour. Most are moist (Moist, such a dodgy word, kinda like apple)
Oh and if you want to get on the good side of your teacher put an apple on her desk... if shes hot you can lace it with the essence of your very own hormones... you might score.
Oh and they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away... unless you swallow the pips. NEVER swallow the pips.
Apples are Evil. Eve (remarkably close to the word Evil) Once gave Adam an apple from the tree of Life in the garden and now we have Sin.
They also have the tendency to house insects and Snow white was once duped by her evil step mother into eating a poisonous one which put her in a deeeeeeeep Coma type sleep thingy until the MAN (Tan tan da daaaaaaaa) came and woke her with a french kiss although the truth is it wasn't a kiss on the lips... but a kiss on the ...aaaaanayway i digress.
It has a skin that tends to get stuck between your teeth and a core that you never quite know when you are going to bite into... that is an unpleasant part as its hard and sour and has pips you might swallow which could grow in your stomach and sprout apple tree branches from your bodies orifices. So never and i mean NEVER swallow the pips. If you think you have go to hospital straight away.
Some are green, some are red, some are yellowy, some have speckles some dont. Some are sweet, some are sour. Most are moist (Moist, such a dodgy word, kinda like apple)
Oh and if you want to get on the good side of your teacher put an apple on her desk... if shes hot you can lace it with the essence of your very own hormones... you might score.
Oh and they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away... unless you swallow the pips. NEVER swallow the pips.
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dustink:
Hahahah I wouldnt know, somewhere near the front part? but im guessing... Does it say it wasnt an apple? I was just told the story as a kid that way and it stuck so yeah... It was an apple. hahahahahah
vassilis:
I really did enjoy it 