So I walked to the Walgreens on the corner from where I live with my doggy max. I was gonna just tie him up outside while I ran in for a red bull. I tied him up and he started crying while I was walking away , I felt so bad I deceided to take him back home rather than leave him outside.
I was jogging home with Max when a car just pulls out in fron of me and almost hits me. You know it's like what the fuck. I wnet and jogged to the corner and stared this asshole down when he pulls to the sidewalk and gets out.
Now this was a big somoan dude and he's all like damn baby I was lookin at how good you look and wasn't paying attention. Then he asked if I need a ride, I told him no cause i lived on that street. he was giving me the 3rd degree "Where do you live" :Are you married" "Do you have any kids?" like fucking creepy as hell. Then he was like I would love to take you home girl and all this other raunchy shit.
I started to walk away and he grabbed my arm and opened his back door and started whisteling to my dog to get in his car , he's all i'll give you a ride....... Omg I freaked the fuck out..... started yelling at him, got my phone out said I was gonna call the cops (it was dead of course fuck you AT&T)...
Shit was pretty scary, I told my girlfriend about it and was like next time I'm just gonna act fucking crazy.... start yelling "Sometimes I cut myself , sometimes I cut myself , sometimes I cut my self" then look at him ask him if he has a knife "I need to see the blood , or else ........" Then just stare at him with my mouth opened and whisper "I can cut you too if you want"
hahahahahahaahahahah omg that would have been hilarious.
Yes I am fucked in the head......
I was jogging home with Max when a car just pulls out in fron of me and almost hits me. You know it's like what the fuck. I wnet and jogged to the corner and stared this asshole down when he pulls to the sidewalk and gets out.
Now this was a big somoan dude and he's all like damn baby I was lookin at how good you look and wasn't paying attention. Then he asked if I need a ride, I told him no cause i lived on that street. he was giving me the 3rd degree "Where do you live" :Are you married" "Do you have any kids?" like fucking creepy as hell. Then he was like I would love to take you home girl and all this other raunchy shit.
I started to walk away and he grabbed my arm and opened his back door and started whisteling to my dog to get in his car , he's all i'll give you a ride....... Omg I freaked the fuck out..... started yelling at him, got my phone out said I was gonna call the cops (it was dead of course fuck you AT&T)...
Shit was pretty scary, I told my girlfriend about it and was like next time I'm just gonna act fucking crazy.... start yelling "Sometimes I cut myself , sometimes I cut myself , sometimes I cut my self" then look at him ask him if he has a knife "I need to see the blood , or else ........" Then just stare at him with my mouth opened and whisper "I can cut you too if you want"
hahahahahahaahahahah omg that would have been hilarious.
Yes I am fucked in the head......
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thedarkness:
Some of the people where you live are always in a hurry. Almost been hit a couple of times visiting there.
drusylla:
OMG I had something similar happen to me last summer when I went to go pick up my son from school. A car full of guys (about 4 of them) slowed down and followed me quite a distance trying to get me in the car with them. I told them to "Fuck off" which then I realized probably not a good idea since 2 of them could easily overpower me. I pulled out my phone and started calling my husband and that's when they finally drove off.