So me and my funkatronic ass are back online. Went to work yesterday and cleaned more clamps than ever before...lol 
It's V-day, St.Valentine was a bastard if I do say so myself, but shit, I got some damn good chocolate out of the deal!
On the wierd side, being single I always seem to have a friend who's a regular botty call, but this year nada. Everyone seems to have hooked up with a partner. I must have missed the last call for the love ship...lol 
I am now officially on the look out for a new booty call...please send resumes to my email address...heh
It's V-day, St.Valentine was a bastard if I do say so myself, but shit, I got some damn good chocolate out of the deal!
On the wierd side, being single I always seem to have a friend who's a regular botty call, but this year nada. Everyone seems to have hooked up with a partner. I must have missed the last call for the love ship...lol
I am now officially on the look out for a new booty call...please send resumes to my email address...heh
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have a great day sweetie!
i was recently disappointed by my single friends departure into the world of getting back together with the ex. even the seemingly single friends are just actually in strange forms of open relationships, which makes me the odd single friend odd.
oh st.v's why must you remind me that i'm not having sex?