marloski:
Useful Japanese Phrases
I bought Lonely Planet's Japanese phrasebook, which is set out in sections, depending upon which situation you find yourself in.
The following are a small selection of some of the phrases in this book, with the Japanese words spelt phonetically in Western chatacters, chosen entirely at random-
wa-ta-shi o sek-kus no ta-me da-ke ni tsu-kat-te i-mas-
You're just using me for sex...
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I bought Lonely Planet's Japanese phrasebook, which is set out in sections, depending upon which situation you find yourself in.
The following are a small selection of some of the phrases in this book, with the Japanese words spelt phonetically in Western chatacters, chosen entirely at random-
wa-ta-shi o sek-kus no ta-me da-ke ni tsu-kat-te i-mas-
You're just using me for sex...
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kolumkilli:
Particularly like 'don't worry, i'll do it myself'.
Looks like I'll be moving in with Britta!
Looks like I'll be moving in with Britta!
I do like a man who enjoys his Job
This has no immediate relevance,but it is one of my favourite anecdotes,told to me by my friend Mike in Hove-
One of his gay friends had come back from abroad, and whilst being frisked by a Customs Officer piped up "Ooh,I do like a man who enjoys his job" for which he was rewarded with a...
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This has no immediate relevance,but it is one of my favourite anecdotes,told to me by my friend Mike in Hove-
One of his gay friends had come back from abroad, and whilst being frisked by a Customs Officer piped up "Ooh,I do like a man who enjoys his job" for which he was rewarded with a...
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the_mekon:
hah. reminds me of a friends walking upto customs and saying 'i declare that you all smell' and then walking off, obviously pleased with himself, but shaking like a leaf at the same time!
trementina:
haha that's fun...
the jewish barbie..I still don't have pictures of her but you know how she'd look like
the jewish barbie..I still don't have pictures of her but you know how she'd look like
Take Me Out Tonight
Rachel was my singing partner again for "There is a Light that Never Goes Out" on Friday night, which I enjoyed enormously.There was even a fat,sad looking man dancing while we were singing,although I have a feeling it may have been the song rather than the singing that was enthusiastically received.
We arrived at the pub five minutes after closing time,having...
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Rachel was my singing partner again for "There is a Light that Never Goes Out" on Friday night, which I enjoyed enormously.There was even a fat,sad looking man dancing while we were singing,although I have a feeling it may have been the song rather than the singing that was enthusiastically received.
We arrived at the pub five minutes after closing time,having...
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vixen:
Whoa!
PS - That line "Take Me Out Tonight" reminds me of an 80's song.......
PS - That line "Take Me Out Tonight" reminds me of an 80's song.......
vixen:
I love the Smiths! I like that song 'How Soon is Now' especially... beautiful zoning out music. Ha ha ha.
Man from Uranus arrives in Stockport
To be more precise, two of his CDs and one seven inch arrived at 3,Peel Street.
Can you imagine what music for celestial shopping centres would be like? Something like this,maybe.
On one of the CDs,MFU allegedly plays-Cello,analogue synthesiser,theremin, electric organ,tape machine and glockenspiel-with which he makes music that reminds me slightly of the soundtrack to John Carpenters excellent...
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To be more precise, two of his CDs and one seven inch arrived at 3,Peel Street.
Can you imagine what music for celestial shopping centres would be like? Something like this,maybe.
On one of the CDs,MFU allegedly plays-Cello,analogue synthesiser,theremin, electric organ,tape machine and glockenspiel-with which he makes music that reminds me slightly of the soundtrack to John Carpenters excellent...
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xixi:
i'ma gonna hafta check that out
thanks ya pretentious music freak
thanks ya pretentious music freak
trementina:
no I haven't seen it but many have told me it's sick...
Anyway the director told us our references should be based on other pasolini movies, like "mama Roma" and another one i can't remember the name. but not the pervy ones, that's what he meant....
too bad for some of my friends who were actually enjoying the research....
Anyway the director told us our references should be based on other pasolini movies, like "mama Roma" and another one i can't remember the name. but not the pervy ones, that's what he meant....
too bad for some of my friends who were actually enjoying the research....
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
Fortunately this does not decribe my present mood,even if I don't seem to be getting very far at work.
Instead,this was the song I sang with my mate Rachel at an excellent traditional old pub between Upper Brook Street and the A6,near the Chinese supermarket.Can't remember the name of the pub though.
It was "full" of about 10 old locals...
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Fortunately this does not decribe my present mood,even if I don't seem to be getting very far at work.
Instead,this was the song I sang with my mate Rachel at an excellent traditional old pub between Upper Brook Street and the A6,near the Chinese supermarket.Can't remember the name of the pub though.
It was "full" of about 10 old locals...
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trementina:
Anarchy in the UK...used to listen to it a lot just to annoy this teacher I dated....
kolumkilli:
I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour...
Sounds like a giggle mate. Would have love to have tackled 'Jilted John'. Do you remember watching that on Top Of The Pops while we were eating our tea? Carterton perhaps, I don't recall exactly where.
Sounds like a giggle mate. Would have love to have tackled 'Jilted John'. Do you remember watching that on Top Of The Pops while we were eating our tea? Carterton perhaps, I don't recall exactly where.
Durex Question,Cornerhouse Quiz,Manchester
In the Quiz night at the Cornerhouse on Monday night,the teams were asked the following question-What does DUREX stand for?
Our (Stuart and the Six Dwarves) answer was-Durability (correct),Reliability (correct) and Extendability (wrong).
Although we got no marks, we did receive an honourable mention from the quizmaster for the funniest answer.
In the Quiz night at the Cornerhouse on Monday night,the teams were asked the following question-What does DUREX stand for?
Our (Stuart and the Six Dwarves) answer was-Durability (correct),Reliability (correct) and Extendability (wrong).
Although we got no marks, we did receive an honourable mention from the quizmaster for the funniest answer.
leola:
Good answer. Odd question.
Your Grandad sounds like a top bloke - your comment really made me laugh!
Your Grandad sounds like a top bloke - your comment really made me laugh!
mythic_north:
Dont leave us in suspense!
Pray what does the X stand for?
Pray what does the X stand for?
trementina:
yep, I read about the BBC thing, I'd love to see it. I know, I'm the cheesiest girl around 
Soviet joke
One day, an old man went out in the streets of Moscow and started shouting: "How is this the Worker's Paradise? We never have enough food! We never have enough clothing!" and stuff like that. The KGB apprehended him, but decided that he was just harmless and senile, and that nobody would pay him any attention. Upon being released, the old man continued...
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One day, an old man went out in the streets of Moscow and started shouting: "How is this the Worker's Paradise? We never have enough food! We never have enough clothing!" and stuff like that. The KGB apprehended him, but decided that he was just harmless and senile, and that nobody would pay him any attention. Upon being released, the old man continued...
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babygiantsquid:
everyone ok in your world right now?
A little domestic advice
When ironing,don't iron your thumb
When ironing,don't iron your thumb
marloski:
ouch!