I now have my Ladytron ticket
I had to fight my way through 1,000s of freshers on Oxford Road to get to Manchester University, past what I believe was a Falon Gong stall calling on people to leave the Chinese Communist Party, before I got to the Union building.
Where I got my grubby mits on that lovely ticket.The gig is at the University on...
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I had to fight my way through 1,000s of freshers on Oxford Road to get to Manchester University, past what I believe was a Falon Gong stall calling on people to leave the Chinese Communist Party, before I got to the Union building.
Where I got my grubby mits on that lovely ticket.The gig is at the University on...
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Train to Nowhere
In a few months time,at Stockport Station you will be able to hear the following announcement- "The train now departing from Platform Zero will be..."
Stockport station now has a platform 0, which I can honestly say I have never seen in any other station.
I was reading Joris Karl Huysman's nineteenth century tale of monastic life, "The Oblate of St Benedict",...
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In a few months time,at Stockport Station you will be able to hear the following announcement- "The train now departing from Platform Zero will be..."
Stockport station now has a platform 0, which I can honestly say I have never seen in any other station.
I was reading Joris Karl Huysman's nineteenth century tale of monastic life, "The Oblate of St Benedict",...
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xixi:
art teachers know jack shit 99% of the time. people are born artists. feel it! feeel the burn!!!!!
"his ring" eh? how taboo
"his ring" eh? how taboo
vixen:
0 is the loneliest number..... 
Threesome at Kantipor
Me and two mates went to the Kantipor last Wednesday,a Nepalese restaurant on the A6 in Stockport.
I initially had to rescue them on Princess Street in Stockport. They were stood outside Allsports at the top end,not far from where the wonderful Sifters Records used to be in the 1980s, from where I got my first Husker-Du record for 10p.They appeared to...
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Me and two mates went to the Kantipor last Wednesday,a Nepalese restaurant on the A6 in Stockport.
I initially had to rescue them on Princess Street in Stockport. They were stood outside Allsports at the top end,not far from where the wonderful Sifters Records used to be in the 1980s, from where I got my first Husker-Du record for 10p.They appeared to...
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marloski:
what are pulse pancakes? 
good food, good friends and good convo....what could be better?
good food, good friends and good convo....what could be better?
Hajime Mashite!!!
That is "How do you do?" in Japanese. Tuesday night was my first Japanese class at MANCAT,taught by hyperactive sensei Yumo Endo and her three assistants.
The beginning was conventional; the students were taught how to how introduce themselves in Japanese, although when I said "Stockport County ga suki desu"(I like Stockport County) everybody found it highly amusing for some reason.
We were...
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That is "How do you do?" in Japanese. Tuesday night was my first Japanese class at MANCAT,taught by hyperactive sensei Yumo Endo and her three assistants.
The beginning was conventional; the students were taught how to how introduce themselves in Japanese, although when I said "Stockport County ga suki desu"(I like Stockport County) everybody found it highly amusing for some reason.
We were...
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laceyglove:
tell me, tell me, what is it?
trementina:
that's fun 
now I'm learning hebrew, the only things I've learnt are how to ask for mineral water without gas and my food without salt. "maim mineralim bli gas"
and of course...
"atav laiam?", meaning, "are you coming to the beach?"
I think I can manage with that....
now I'm learning hebrew, the only things I've learnt are how to ask for mineral water without gas and my food without salt. "maim mineralim bli gas"
and of course...
"atav laiam?", meaning, "are you coming to the beach?"
I think I can manage with that....
Spelling Lesson
At work, Anita Waters announced this morning "I just can't spell today", to which I naturally replied "T-O-D-A-Y"
OK,I thought it was funny!!!
At work, Anita Waters announced this morning "I just can't spell today", to which I naturally replied "T-O-D-A-Y"
OK,I thought it was funny!!!
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marloski:
heehee!!!
heehee!!!
laceyglove:
a joke, what's brown and sounds like a bell?
Nice Day for a Chav Wedding
Chav Wedding
If anyone knows of wedding photos in which the dress sense of the participants is WORSE,please post them.
Chav Wedding
If anyone knows of wedding photos in which the dress sense of the participants is WORSE,please post them.
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tiara:
maybe I'll add some pics of this evening too.. but perhaps they're not pics of boobs
I'm glad to hear that my english is okay even when I'm drunk And finnish isnt so easy to learn, but thats's only nice thing about my language, everyone can't speak it
maybe I'll add some pics of this evening too.. but perhaps they're not pics of boobs
I'm glad to hear that my english is okay even when I'm drunk
And finnish isnt so easy to learn, but thats's only nice thing about my language, everyone can't speak it 
twinkie:
AHAHHA.
This is awesome.
And so inspiring, for whatever wedding I am to attend next....
This is awesome.
And so inspiring, for whatever wedding I am to attend next....
London,August 26-29
I stayed at my ex-girlfriends EMPTY flat in Hackney-she had go to Wales with her husband,but thoughtfully made sure I knew where their porn was before she left. Now there's friendship.
In London, I met my mate Kris and his girlfriend Jenny, an excellent character. She is in a band who use recorders, amongst other instruments. Unfortunately I have forgotten their name.
We...
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I stayed at my ex-girlfriends EMPTY flat in Hackney-she had go to Wales with her husband,but thoughtfully made sure I knew where their porn was before she left. Now there's friendship.
In London, I met my mate Kris and his girlfriend Jenny, an excellent character. She is in a band who use recorders, amongst other instruments. Unfortunately I have forgotten their name.
We...
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leola:
Haha - did you do rude things on their couch? I hope so.
twinkie:
Sadly, he had already pointed out that he had created an inner retainer wall to keep the dough penis upright.
An old joke
Q-Why do dogs lick their balls?
A-Because they can.
Q-Why do dogs lick their balls?
A-Because they can.
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myra:
Thank you!
I love this kind of jokes...
Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
I love this kind of jokes...
Q: Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?
Gordon is a Moron.Yeah yeah,it's not fair
Karaoke crew hit Mawsons,Manchester to bid a fond farewell to Amy. The photos-
Karaoke Photos
If needed- member name-sablin1975;password-makhno
Karaoke crew hit Mawsons,Manchester to bid a fond farewell to Amy. The photos-
Karaoke Photos
If needed- member name-sablin1975;password-makhno
marloski:
looks like you had fun!!!!
it takes me all night to have enough drinks in me to go up and sing karaoke!!!!!
it takes me all night to have enough drinks in me to go up and sing karaoke!!!!!
tiara:
thanks.
It looks like you enjoy singing karaoke
thanks.
It looks like you enjoy singing karaoke
More useful Japanese phrases
I hope to go to a J-League (football) game or two while I am in Japan and judging by these examples, getting verbally involved shouldn't be TOO difficult-
Go-ru- Goal
Goru-kipa- Goalkeeper
Of-sai-do- Offside
Pe-na-ru-ti
Pu-re-ya
By now you have maybe got the drift-
Red-do-ka-do
Ye-ro-ka-do
Sro-in
I hope to go to a J-League (football) game or two while I am in Japan and judging by these examples, getting verbally involved shouldn't be TOO difficult-
Go-ru- Goal
Goru-kipa- Goalkeeper
Of-sai-do- Offside
Pe-na-ru-ti
Pu-re-ya
By now you have maybe got the drift-
Red-do-ka-do
Ye-ro-ka-do
Sro-in
the_mekon:
how exciting!
where are you heading out, and for how long?
where are you heading out, and for how long?
I think i am going to do a question on why states encounter terrorism. Obviously there is an awful lot of ground there, but it gives chance to explore nuclear deterrants and so on. Should be quite interesting!
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