Teachers' Pet
I have noticed that I have been receiving a bit more praise than is due from my Russian teacher,who also told me that she thought I looked like Michael Stipe. At the last lecture she singled me out because I had got my Russian crossword entirely correct, which was also noticed by other members of the class.
She was puzzled by the merriment...
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I have noticed that I have been receiving a bit more praise than is due from my Russian teacher,who also told me that she thought I looked like Michael Stipe. At the last lecture she singled me out because I had got my Russian crossword entirely correct, which was also noticed by other members of the class.
She was puzzled by the merriment...
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Proper Customer Service.
Currently we have a Christian working for us called Eric who told one caller he didn't want to get into an arguement with her while she was driving and suggested that listening to Classic FM would help calm her down.And he was being SERIOUS.
Claudia, who is fortunate enough to sit opposite,was bent double with laughter.
Currently we have a Christian working for us called Eric who told one caller he didn't want to get into an arguement with her while she was driving and suggested that listening to Classic FM would help calm her down.And he was being SERIOUS.
Claudia, who is fortunate enough to sit opposite,was bent double with laughter.
Back to work at the Good ol' Royal Mail and a Seasonal Joke.
It wasn't as bad as I thought.I told Rita this tasteful seasonal masterpiece and for those of you who are not familiar-
Why do women like Santa?
Because although he only comes once a year,when he does he fills their stockings.
OK, I'm leaving the stage now before the booing starts.
It wasn't as bad as I thought.I told Rita this tasteful seasonal masterpiece and for those of you who are not familiar-
Why do women like Santa?
Because although he only comes once a year,when he does he fills their stockings.
OK, I'm leaving the stage now before the booing starts.
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babygiantsquid:
sure, why not! your favorites make you friend-worthy as far as i'm concerned, besides which i am helpless against any form of validation whatsoever...
gonna get some mileage out of that santa joke, too..
gonna get some mileage out of that santa joke, too..
the_mekon:
my first friend. how can I resist?
bad images now of santa and his heaving sacks..
bad images now of santa and his heaving sacks..
Piccadilly Records,Manchester.I get conned into buying the Cures' first album.
I pooped into Manchester to finally pick up my copy of "Russian Language and People" at Waterstones, had a quick look round Fopp and finally picked up Gunter Grass'
excellent "Dog Years"-which looks at the history of Germany from the Nazi era until the 1970s, through the eyes of a dog
(and some very clever...
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I pooped into Manchester to finally pick up my copy of "Russian Language and People" at Waterstones, had a quick look round Fopp and finally picked up Gunter Grass'
excellent "Dog Years"-which looks at the history of Germany from the Nazi era until the 1970s, through the eyes of a dog
(and some very clever...
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Dead Pool
For those of you unfamiliar with this tasteless phenomemon,a Dead Pool involves-
a) Select celebrities judged most likely to snuff it b) Each person selects a celebrity blind c) Each person puts 50p a week into a "pot" d) If your celebrity dies during that week,you win the pot.
A dead pool was started at work last week by the effervescent Rita,and even...
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For those of you unfamiliar with this tasteless phenomemon,a Dead Pool involves-
a) Select celebrities judged most likely to snuff it b) Each person selects a celebrity blind c) Each person puts 50p a week into a "pot" d) If your celebrity dies during that week,you win the pot.
A dead pool was started at work last week by the effervescent Rita,and even...
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Stockport County vs Walsall,insults fly at Paul Merson
The best part of the game was when Paul Merson went to take a corner. Of course,Paul is well past his glory days-he is playing for Walsall after all-and he has also put on a little weight.
Hence the disrespectful chorus of "Who ate all the pies?" and "Sumoooo Summooooo" from all 4,000 fans in the Cheadle...
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The best part of the game was when Paul Merson went to take a corner. Of course,Paul is well past his glory days-he is playing for Walsall after all-and he has also put on a little weight.
Hence the disrespectful chorus of "Who ate all the pies?" and "Sumoooo Summooooo" from all 4,000 fans in the Cheadle...
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marloski:
wow....4 journal entries in one day! 
hello and welcome!!!
hello and welcome!!!
Russian Course at MANCAT
The number of regular attendees has dwindled to about eight or nine,which is a shame.
The last lecture was the first in which I struggled, we are getting into grammar properly now which has always been my downfall with other languages.
I enjoy writing in Cyrillic script,which is very graceful and relaxing.
After six weeks Waterstones have finally got the course...
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The number of regular attendees has dwindled to about eight or nine,which is a shame.
The last lecture was the first in which I struggled, we are getting into grammar properly now which has always been my downfall with other languages.
I enjoy writing in Cyrillic script,which is very graceful and relaxing.
After six weeks Waterstones have finally got the course...
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Yasser Arafat joke
At his funeral,Yasser Arafat was dressed in a Newcastle top,Everton socks and Rangers shorts.
He said he wanted to be buried in the Gazza strip
At his funeral,Yasser Arafat was dressed in a Newcastle top,Everton socks and Rangers shorts.
He said he wanted to be buried in the Gazza strip
MIA at Club Suicide,Manchester
Turned up too early because my mates don't finish work until 10pm,and held some ot the beautiful baroque seats for them until they arrived.
When they did,one guy sat next to me and the girls buggered off to the toilet. I saw them later sat somewhere else with other mates, they could have bloody told me!!!!
The beer in Club Suicide...
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Turned up too early because my mates don't finish work until 10pm,and held some ot the beautiful baroque seats for them until they arrived.
When they did,one guy sat next to me and the girls buggered off to the toilet. I saw them later sat somewhere else with other mates, they could have bloody told me!!!!
The beer in Club Suicide...
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yeah, you kinda look like Mike Stipe...
Also you won't find funnier old ladies anywhere.
[Edited on Dec 04, 2004 2:14PM]
[Edited on Dec 04, 2004 2:15PM]