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Soviet joke

One day, an old man went out in the streets of Moscow and started shouting: "How is this the Worker's Paradise? We never have enough food! We never have enough clothing!" and stuff like that. The KGB apprehended him, but decided that he was just harmless and senile, and that nobody would pay him any attention. Upon being released, the old man continued shouting: "We never have enough food! We never have enough clothing! And things are so bad that the KGB doesn't even have enough bullets to shoot me!"


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