durinpunk

so yeah. Last saturday, November 6th. A guy peed on the wall in the basement of Buffalo wild wings. Being the bouncer, it was a fun situation for me. Ok, here's how it went:

After the "big game" let out, A group of older wisconsin alumni came into the place, all pretty well toasted. They continued to drink. At about 5, all the piping backed up so our bathrooms were out of commission. So, we made it public knowledge that the Pub across the street was opening its doors to our full bladders. Apparently, 10 yards is to far to walk for some. At one point, I came down into the basement to check on tables and stuff when I spotted one of the aformentioned alumni standing in the hallway that only led to employee areas. Having known this guy was particularily drunk, I asked if he was ok. Upon recieving a positive answer, I went about my duties. When I was about to go back up, I noticed the guy heading up in front of me, with a buddy in tow. This buddy happened to be zipping up his pants.
Horrified, I went back to check the area the first guy was gaurding. Sure enough, all over the wall in a corner and soaking into the carpet, drunk pee. EXTREMELY enraged, I bolted up the stairs, scaring some customers as I charged, tore the guy off his girlfriend/wife, slung profanities and accusations at him, and chucked his ass to the curb. The rest of the group soon followed, as I would not take my eyes off of them, making them uncomfortable and accomplishing my goal of getting them the hell out.
man... was I pissed off...