The avatar.
I had me sideways, I had me with a dog. Not intimately with a dog, mind you. Just, there was a dog in the picture. Now I have a dragon.
I don't think I'm a dragon. Some people allegedly think they are dragons. Seriously. Dragons stuck in a human body. One of my kids goes to school with someone who thinks she's a dragon. This kid growls at other students, and tells them she'll eat them. Serious strange.
I'm not a dragon. This drawing was just something I dreamed up when I was contemplating dragons. When they're not eating princesses and ravaging countrysides, what would dragons be doing? Boring dragon stuff, I suppose.
Me, I'm not a dragon, like I said. I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
I had me sideways, I had me with a dog. Not intimately with a dog, mind you. Just, there was a dog in the picture. Now I have a dragon.
I don't think I'm a dragon. Some people allegedly think they are dragons. Seriously. Dragons stuck in a human body. One of my kids goes to school with someone who thinks she's a dragon. This kid growls at other students, and tells them she'll eat them. Serious strange.
I'm not a dragon. This drawing was just something I dreamed up when I was contemplating dragons. When they're not eating princesses and ravaging countrysides, what would dragons be doing? Boring dragon stuff, I suppose.
Me, I'm not a dragon, like I said. I'm just a lesbian trapped in a man's body.
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belllla:
That is a picture of Natalie Portman. It's from Garden State and I HIGHLY recommend you check it out - SOON. It's a brilliant movie. The character she plays makes me feel like Zach Braff knew me in another life. Needless to say... I'm a fan. 
misha:
I love the phrase "lesbian trapped in a man's body" - I have a friend who describes himself the exact same way.