dumpling

This new profile picture is about me shaving my armpits which is something I do on a regular basis. Because I'm not a very hairy girl I hold on to the last vestiges of apedom by growing my head hair really fucking long and never shaving my legs. Putting a razor to my yit makes me feel quezy but I do it anyway on occasion.

I've been really busy learning how to fly and totally wrecking my body in the process.



If you spend your life upside down you will never have to wear a push up bra.

Inexorable human suffering despite the immutable beauty around me has been my lesson this year. Fuck resolutions - I'm happy just to be here.