The wealth required by nature is limited and is easy to procure. The wealth required by vain ideals extends to infinity.
this journal entry is about my dog's breath. She is really cute and her fur smells magical and we feel her nice people food and give her ridiculously expensive toothbrush shaped bones. Her breath fucking stinks. And because it stinks she wants to make out with everyone. She likes making out with the drunk homeless guys in the alley by my old apartment. They like making out with her. They can't smell her breath over the Aqua Velva and I feel bad for them because now their breath smells like rubbing alcohol and nasty poo dog breath.
Kids at work smell too. They start to smell when things are going really badly for them. Kids are supposed to smell nice even when they are dirty. It is a rule. Like cat fur smelling good.
How come my dog's breath smells so fucking bad?
this journal entry is about my dog's breath. She is really cute and her fur smells magical and we feel her nice people food and give her ridiculously expensive toothbrush shaped bones. Her breath fucking stinks. And because it stinks she wants to make out with everyone. She likes making out with the drunk homeless guys in the alley by my old apartment. They like making out with her. They can't smell her breath over the Aqua Velva and I feel bad for them because now their breath smells like rubbing alcohol and nasty poo dog breath.
Kids at work smell too. They start to smell when things are going really badly for them. Kids are supposed to smell nice even when they are dirty. It is a rule. Like cat fur smelling good.
How come my dog's breath smells so fucking bad?
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roethke:
Where are you minky? I miss you. I'd have given you a Xmas card if I saw you.
kingskottie:
