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Top of the neighbourhood shit list has to be my next door neighbour. He is young and likes to not wear a shirt often and is generally very affable. He says hello. A lot. And it is fine on the street. But he peeks through the slats in the fence and says hi to me when I'm in my backyard. The other day I heard him say hi and it took me a while to realize that he was actually in the second story bathroom window. I said hi meekly to his stomach muscles. Today I was leaning over my porch and my boyfriend was pretending to pinch my bum with a garden tool and we were laughing and outta no where comes this "Hi". Like not now. Jesus Christ. Now I know why they made the fence 7 feet high.