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Thursday May 20, 2004

May 20, 2004
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Last night I shot out of bed screaming in pain and clutching my right calf. D woke up in a panic and asked me what was wrong. And then it left as soon as it came. Strange visitor.

Ok it is smarty-pants time: You are on a game show on television. On this game show the idea is to win a car as a prize. The game show host shows you three doors. Behind two of the doors there are goats, behind one is a new car. You pick a door, but the door is not opened. The game show host opens another door that you didn't pick and reveals a goat. Then he asks if you would like to change your mind and pick another door. You could win a goat or a car. Should you change your answer - or stick with your original guess?
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robscarlett:
Re-reading your question I have to wonder if the door with the goat is even one of the three....
and if not...
what the hell are they doing to that poor goat?!?
*hug*
May 26, 2004
welntaod:
"Oh Weaver...a red snapper. Very tasty. So, Weaver would you like to keep your snapper or take what Hiro-san has in the box!?" "Uh....I'll take the box!" "Okay. Let's see what's in the box." *pause* "Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Stupid!!! You're so stupid!!!" biggrin

Fuck, take the goat! I already own a car... They never actually tell you if you get to keep the goat so, I put my chips there & cross my fingers. wink
May 26, 2004

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