dumbunny

I do believe my Troll is out to tease me to death. In his current state we haven't...er', gotten frisky in MONTHS. Needless to say I AM DIEING!!! And the fact that the drive to have the strength to get around on the crutches and such has addicted him to the Bowflex to build his upper body strength... And OH MY is it working... Knowing my "suffering" he's constantly flexing needlessly when reaching/pointing... sending me pic mail after he exercises... spanking me when I get up from the sofa... fondeling me when we're sitting together... and this morning, he sent me a pic of of a nice cherry stem tied in a knot (via his mouth)... the boy doesn't even "do that"... I am going to lose it...