Are there any other girls out there who have had an IUD? I went to the doc about 3 months ago and she gave me a DVD and phamphlet on the thing. Sounded fucking awesome to me. Lasts' for 5 years, no shots, no pills...HaHa...No Babies. Just pop into the office. They insert the thing. Bam, ur' done.
I was sitting on the table w/ a paper gown over my crotch and asked "How much is this going to suck." The Doc responded "It's not as bad as labor." I laughed and said "Great. Fun Fun." Well, the insertion was not as bad as I thought. Just like little cramps.
Went about my day. Went to my Best Friends ( KrazyBeer ) new place 15 mins from me. We watched the clouds (that were supposed to rock us w/ a kick ass storm) for a bit, drank, ordered pizza before HB got there for dinner. (Only mild cramps...Nothing my Blue Label Smirnoff couldn't handle.) While on the balcony I saw I left my car lights on...DUR. So now I gotta go jump it later.
BUT I had a blast. Saw 2 other buddies I hadn't seen in a while. Played "Scene It"<---The DVD board game one of them brought over. I was kicking ass too. Eventually I passed out drunk & stoned (I can do that now...I have a new job.) in bed next to HB. I slept like a baby...Until the PAIN kicked in.
I was and am still having mini contraction like things. For the uneducated...an IUD is a quarter size piece o' plastic they insert into the tubes of your uterus...
That is what it looks like. The 2 top parts of the Y shape get inserted into ur' tubes and block eggs and the bottom part blocks the uterus so no lil' sea men can get in and it releases hormones like any other BC method. Like you SOOOOO wanted to know all that right?
OK...I'm eating some advil and despite the fact it's 10:38am I am doing 3 shots and putting on a warm compress. I have to go see my Dad, SM (Step Mom) & SS (Step Sis) for my b-day lunch today. (On the 4th I'll be 25. YIKES!!!) So I gotta get rid o' some of the aching pain. I think I'd rather have a new piercing to deal w/ than this.
OUCH
I was sitting on the table w/ a paper gown over my crotch and asked "How much is this going to suck." The Doc responded "It's not as bad as labor." I laughed and said "Great. Fun Fun." Well, the insertion was not as bad as I thought. Just like little cramps.
Went about my day. Went to my Best Friends ( KrazyBeer ) new place 15 mins from me. We watched the clouds (that were supposed to rock us w/ a kick ass storm) for a bit, drank, ordered pizza before HB got there for dinner. (Only mild cramps...Nothing my Blue Label Smirnoff couldn't handle.) While on the balcony I saw I left my car lights on...DUR. So now I gotta go jump it later.
BUT I had a blast. Saw 2 other buddies I hadn't seen in a while. Played "Scene It"<---The DVD board game one of them brought over. I was kicking ass too. Eventually I passed out drunk & stoned (I can do that now...I have a new job.) in bed next to HB. I slept like a baby...Until the PAIN kicked in.
I was and am still having mini contraction like things. For the uneducated...an IUD is a quarter size piece o' plastic they insert into the tubes of your uterus...
That is what it looks like. The 2 top parts of the Y shape get inserted into ur' tubes and block eggs and the bottom part blocks the uterus so no lil' sea men can get in and it releases hormones like any other BC method. Like you SOOOOO wanted to know all that right?
OK...I'm eating some advil and despite the fact it's 10:38am I am doing 3 shots and putting on a warm compress. I have to go see my Dad, SM (Step Mom) & SS (Step Sis) for my b-day lunch today. (On the 4th I'll be 25. YIKES!!!) So I gotta get rid o' some of the aching pain. I think I'd rather have a new piercing to deal w/ than this.
OUCH
punknitemike:
yikes, you make it sound so painful! hope the pain doesn't last! and you're gonna be 25 on monday, yay for birthdays!!!
cravend:
Happy Birthday, Enjoy and Indulge Well!!! 
