dumbunny

Well, the MILILTK (Mother In Law I'd Like To Kill) *Tee Hee, thanks for the acronym* has reared her ugly head again. Last night I was in charge of making dinner (frozen enchilladas) and she had to inform me that since they were thawed they cooked for a lesser time. DUR!

Then she puked up her lunch, so I was put in charge of making the potato salad (easy, I have my great grans reciepe) but that wasn't what she wanted...She wanted HER salad made bc it was her friends...She said (and I quote) "When it's your friends you can do it your way." (end quote)

So I made prob the worst potato salad known to man kind (using her reciepe, of course). *smooches* And that broke my heart bc I am in love with potatos...No disgrace should come to them. They are tasty and super yummy and should not be dishonored. *wipes tear*

I added too much green onion (she doesn't like the strong onion taste) ,too little mayo (so they practically turned into mashed potatos) and prob a little too less or a little to much of the other crap. *Lesson: Don't piss me off and Don't Fuck w/ a Woman in the Kitchen*

OK, off to go start making my HB a gourmet breakfast! Poached eggs on Waffles (actually tasty) w/ a bagel and cream cheese and Pickled Herring (actually tasty)...It's a German dish....Got a friend from there. HB loves it!

*BIG SMOOCHES* !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!