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Alright, I'm a big fat liar...

Well, went to an interview today w/ a non-temp-agency job (for once) and actually got it. I have my induction next Thursday at 8am. Guess since I get wk ends off I can use that time to skank it up.

Well, just thought I'd let u all know I don't know what the F I'm doing & like to...
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I am so fucking fed up with temp agencies and office bitch work. From this moment I'm swearing off food, ingesting none but $3 JetAlert from Target followed by some vodka (my beloved whiskey has too many calories) and living at my gym. I wanna be a high class (LOL...is that possible? Like I care...) super paid stripper.

I sooo felt domestically important this morning. I finished cooking bacon on the George Forman for Mom whilst she ventured to the "Golden Mile" to shop. The kiddie n' I played Balloon n' had a grand ole' time.

There is STILL a never ending supply of housewife BS to tend to. Guess that is what I get for marrying a Troll ( HAWT as he...
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Why is today so manic-depressive? This morning was beautiful. Active part of normal human BS, ran errands, went to the gym, took my meds, cleaned house like a bored housewife awaiting an alcoholic husband, played countless games/activities with my son.

Now I'm bored n' drained. There's more laundry to do / remove from the dryer. That'll keep me busy. I'm thinking of playing sick for...
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OK, I promise pics asap. The chick was in a hurry n' kinda didn't live up to my standards. So as I type I'm touching up the blonde n' this coming Tuesday I'm going back in so she can put a toner on or something. My Mom-In-Law is going also. She didn't pay $100 bucks for nothing.

SO, lesson learned? Drop $20 n' do it...
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I'm counting the hours untill I get to have my hair did. I've never had my hair dyed by a professional hair chick b4 so I'm psyched. I know I'm doing the ultra blonde look n' the same cut she gave me last time (SOOOO cute). Think I'll go early n' hit the tan spa. Sounds like a plan huh? I'll (maybe) post a few...
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[5:46pm] As of 2morrow I'm gonna skank it up a bit w/ the bleach blonde look. Compliments ah-lah Mom-In-Law. She's even dug out some "I worked for the government outfits" just to make sure I do well. LOL! *Tee Hee*
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I'm interviewing for a new job today. Gotta leave in an hour. Reminds me, I must remove my chipped nail polish. It would clash...
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Mmm...nothing says Good Morning like a luscious hangover. We had (have) company over last night. Mr JH n' his fiance C. JH is helping w/ some home repairs this morning whilst C and I take the kid to karate. (We'll see how horrible he acts on his 3rd lesson.)

Ugh, damn cat. Mr Binkster (Binkie) just launched himself on top of my jewelry chest to...
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*Sigh* I think HB just got home. What a long fucking day. All I wanna do is go to bed. BB wanted to stay up until Daddy got home so I'm playing nice.

Got our Netflix today n' BB n' I watched E.T.. He had never seen it b4. LMAO, right b4 ET appeared on screen the kiddie crawled into my lap. I...
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I'm lounging about. Messing w/ hair colors, doing shots o' Kentucky Gentleman followed by Diet Rite. A girl has to watch her figure ya' know. And YES, I know. No booze the 1st 2 wks o' Atkins but I'll exercise off the cals tomorrow morning. I should just exercise, drink whiskey n' skip the food. How do u think I stayed so skinny throughout high-school?...
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My manager is coming prob next month to shoot some more stuff for my site so I'm back on Atkins for the next few weeks to make sure I look my best.

The BB n' I are watching Wonder Pets right now before I head into work at 5:30am. I don't think I'm ever really gonna grow up. I find myself watching these shows and...
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