whew!!!!!
what a fuckin st patties day. i got totally thrashed and lost all inhabitions. we went to this club we always go to and right when we walked in i saw three of my ex girlfriends and they were all hanging out what a weird fuckin situation that was. one of them i haven't seen in years and she was drop dead gorgous last night. needless to say i had a little liquid courage in me so i started hitting on her. i was actually about to leave with her when my buddy stopped me and talked a little sense into my drunk ass. see the problem is she is married and to a big motherfucker i might add who could probably kick the shit out of me. so i let it slide. then on our way out this cat got up in my homeboys faceand shoved him when i seen that i went off. i come in out of nowherepush dude on the ground and proceeded to kick the living shit out of him im mean like all menaceto society fight club type shit. if my buddy wasn't a bouncer iwould have got to spend the night jail luckily he just told me to get out of there before the cops came. so you think the story ends there huh not quite. we are headed home everyones all wasted and shit. we see the cops have someone pulled over right down the road from our place when my friend loses control over the car. we come like inches from crashing into a huge garbage can behind a restaurant we throw it in reverse and back right into a ditch. so here we are everybody is hammered and were stuck with the cops coming down the road. my buddy gases the car and it slings us out of the ditch we take off down the road whip the car up beside the house where you cant see it,jump out and take off running. so here come the cops but thank god they didnt see us or the car. they must have drove up and down our road for 30 mins after that. i went to sleep thankful that i wasn't in a jail cell,woke up this morning and headed to work still drunk thinking to myself what a night
so how was everyone elses st patties?
what a fuckin st patties day. i got totally thrashed and lost all inhabitions. we went to this club we always go to and right when we walked in i saw three of my ex girlfriends and they were all hanging out what a weird fuckin situation that was. one of them i haven't seen in years and she was drop dead gorgous last night. needless to say i had a little liquid courage in me so i started hitting on her. i was actually about to leave with her when my buddy stopped me and talked a little sense into my drunk ass. see the problem is she is married and to a big motherfucker i might add who could probably kick the shit out of me. so i let it slide. then on our way out this cat got up in my homeboys faceand shoved him when i seen that i went off. i come in out of nowherepush dude on the ground and proceeded to kick the living shit out of him im mean like all menaceto society fight club type shit. if my buddy wasn't a bouncer iwould have got to spend the night jail luckily he just told me to get out of there before the cops came. so you think the story ends there huh not quite. we are headed home everyones all wasted and shit. we see the cops have someone pulled over right down the road from our place when my friend loses control over the car. we come like inches from crashing into a huge garbage can behind a restaurant we throw it in reverse and back right into a ditch. so here we are everybody is hammered and were stuck with the cops coming down the road. my buddy gases the car and it slings us out of the ditch we take off down the road whip the car up beside the house where you cant see it,jump out and take off running. so here come the cops but thank god they didnt see us or the car. they must have drove up and down our road for 30 mins after that. i went to sleep thankful that i wasn't in a jail cell,woke up this morning and headed to work still drunk thinking to myself what a night
so how was everyone elses st patties?
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And then i got the "why did you end things with us" lines... so I left and went to a bar, the night ended at the bar well, nothing to report. Went home and watched my roommate put dreads in his brothers hair that was funny to watch.
Even after I typed it, it still is no comparison to yours.