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dumanue

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Monday Jun 23, 2008

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Man, the movie business is retarded, 99.9% flakes and idiots...

Im still working on the script, still hunting down some more people to work on the movie with.

Started working with a bunch of USC students on a short film, pre production in the upcoming two weeks.

Btw, since I started working as valet spot manager, I came up with some etiquette rules for people.

Etiquette rule #1: If you make more than $60k a year, you MUST valet your goddamn car.

Etiquette rule #2: If you make more than $60k a year and you valet your car, you goddamn better tip the valet.

Etiquette rule #3: Girls better start fucking tipping. Whenever I get girls only valet customers, they never tip, ever. What the fuck is wrong with society that girls strive for equality and yet will still cheap on the fucking tip?!

Etiquette rule #4: Any meter locations around the valet area for a mile in each directions are not for those who make more than $60k a year, those are for the ones who make LESS than $60k a year to park at.

Etiquette rule #5: People who make less than $60k a year don't really need to tip if they can't afford it. Tipping is good for the valet as it is part of their livelihood, but we understand if you can't afford more than a $1 tip.

Etiquette rule #6: If you are planning to go out to a bar/club/restaurant and planning to valet your car, you better goddamn make sure its at least somewhat clean for fucks sake, don't leave nasty disgusting mucus filled toilet paper or dirty diapers inside the car. Valet are people too and we WILL get sick from your nasty shit if you keep it in your car.

More rules to follow, I should write a street etiquette guide....hmm....the cogs are turning...I'll think of something...

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