dujourcat

BWAAAahahahahhaha............ I'm spending an inordinate amount of time in front of this computer.

It has not rendered me entirely helpless however, for I seem to find the willpower to move from this chair to....the fridge and back.....

I catch myself opening a bag of pretzels and that's when I remember self control. ONLY 5 pieces... thats it damnit!! No, I actually ate like 10 or something. Not that it matters, but I'm trying to stick to a fucking regimen for once. I just ate a piece of pizza made on a sundried tomato pita with fresh chicken.......... yummm. Eat every two hours, keep up the metabolism, lift some weights.

I feel sorry for all those bastards who try to starve themselves or attempt to "diet" and never become active in anything. "I'm going to skip breakfast, eat lettuce and water for lunch, and then try to take it easy." Then WHAMMMMM! They find themselves having eaten a full sized chocolate cake, a bucket of chicken, and a small carton of haggendaz. (did I spell that right?)

And they may wonder why their sex lives suck asss.

With World of Warcraft servers down, I am simply stuck here with you beaaatches fer an hour or so until I can pry my fingers off the keys and ............onto the remote..........

Yeah, I'm a living contradiction.