today, i am the NEW AND IMPROVED dufsmash.
happy, fat and bald...and i'm rich bitch.
i woke up this morning in my birfday suit, with her vibrator in my ear. so i guess we had fun...
so far, i got a birfday bj with a happy ending, the day off from work, some hard coffee, a phat doobie, AND she is hiring an electrician to wire up my studio. i love her. and its only 7 am.
life is neat.
happy, fat and bald...and i'm rich bitch.
i woke up this morning in my birfday suit, with her vibrator in my ear. so i guess we had fun...
so far, i got a birfday bj with a happy ending, the day off from work, some hard coffee, a phat doobie, AND she is hiring an electrician to wire up my studio. i love her. and its only 7 am.
life is neat.
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ckdexterhaven:
Happy fuckin' birthday.
jersey:
happy birthday doll. sounds like the begining of a great day