GIRLS DONT EVER TRUST BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So my friends boyfriend said he could change my oil instead of me going to Jiffy Lube...he said "i have done it a million times" so i let him....i told him that car is my pride and joy and dont fuck it up or ill fuck you up......so i get home today and my car is leaking something.....so i check the oil just in case....there isnt anything even on the stick.....if i had driven any longer my engine would have BLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS GOING TO DIE
So my friends boyfriend said he could change my oil instead of me going to Jiffy Lube...he said "i have done it a million times" so i let him....i told him that car is my pride and joy and dont fuck it up or ill fuck you up......so i get home today and my car is leaking something.....so i check the oil just in case....there isnt anything even on the stick.....if i had driven any longer my engine would have BLOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT MOTHER FUCKER IS GOING TO DIE
gorillamitts:
Well if you lived closer to me I would have done it the right way.....I would have taught you to do it.......But wait you worked at Jiffy Lube why the fuck didn't you just do it 
imagine:
Yeah, I'm doing pretty good. Things seem to be getting back to normal. Well, as normal as they can get under the circumstances. Thank you for asking. Sorry to hear about the oil. My brother-in-law does mine and I watch him do it.