Some lady grabbed my Junk at work, yesterday! 
I couldn't believe it. Now, I could try to flatter the HELL outta myself by telling you all that the lady in question was a hottie. However, this lady looked like a 400 lb. Gorilla. I've pierced her a coupla times before, and she just had a sickening affect on me. Just EVERY thing that came out of her mouth was something totally foul. Not NICE! 
So, last night, I'm busy as a mo' fo', and this lady comes in to get A nipple pierced. I'm cleaning the area as I always do, and she starts this obnoxious moaning. I just assume she's moaning out of anxiety of the pierce to come, so I ignored it. She moans again. LOUDER this time, and says something to the affect of, "Gawd, this is turning me on". I brushed off the comment with, "Yeah, that's what ALL the ladies tell me."
Suddenly, I feel something squeeze my Jewels!
Btw, this was AS I had needle in hand! I jumped back in total surprise. My jaw hung slack and agape in utter awe. I couldn't frickin' BELIEVE this monkey-lady just grabbed my CACK!
I took a deep breath, gathered my thoughts, put down the needle, and calmly said, "If I were a woman, and you were a man, and you did what you just did, I could easily FUCK your whole life right now."
With a greasy, disgusting grin she replied, "Well, I'll TRY not to do that again."
*SNAP*
What followed was me furiously hurling a string of obscenities at her as she gathered her things, and scurried out the door, barely having her BRA on.
And, in case your wondering; Yes, I would've felt the same way if the lady was super hottie.
I think a lot of women think that sexual harassment, and various other Abuse Laws, don't apply to them.
Do you agree?
I couldn't believe it. Now, I could try to flatter the HELL outta myself by telling you all that the lady in question was a hottie. However, this lady looked like a 400 lb. Gorilla. I've pierced her a coupla times before, and she just had a sickening affect on me. Just EVERY thing that came out of her mouth was something totally foul. Not NICE!
So, last night, I'm busy as a mo' fo', and this lady comes in to get A nipple pierced. I'm cleaning the area as I always do, and she starts this obnoxious moaning. I just assume she's moaning out of anxiety of the pierce to come, so I ignored it. She moans again. LOUDER this time, and says something to the affect of, "Gawd, this is turning me on". I brushed off the comment with, "Yeah, that's what ALL the ladies tell me."
Suddenly, I feel something squeeze my Jewels!
Btw, this was AS I had needle in hand! I jumped back in total surprise. My jaw hung slack and agape in utter awe. I couldn't frickin' BELIEVE this monkey-lady just grabbed my CACK!
I took a deep breath, gathered my thoughts, put down the needle, and calmly said, "If I were a woman, and you were a man, and you did what you just did, I could easily FUCK your whole life right now."
With a greasy, disgusting grin she replied, "Well, I'll TRY not to do that again."
*SNAP*
What followed was me furiously hurling a string of obscenities at her as she gathered her things, and scurried out the door, barely having her BRA on.
And, in case your wondering; Yes, I would've felt the same way if the lady was super hottie.
I think a lot of women think that sexual harassment, and various other Abuse Laws, don't apply to them.
Do you agree?
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Sexual harassment is offensive no matter who is doing the harassing. I've been harassed by some pretty hot fuckin people and I just don't get it - people can get so much further ahead when they're just nice, instead of assuming that's the kind of thing you 'go for'. I'm glad you told her to fuck off. Hopefully she feels like an idiot.
Jenna