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Monday Apr 26, 2004

Apr 26, 2004
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Twas a good day today....slept until 2:30!
Guess I've overworked myself a bit as of late....guess that made me the "lazy fuck" of the day. eeek Oh well....gives me a reason to put off the housework as i had not enough time. wink I'm good at finding excuses to put cleaning off. Here's my joke for the day...although it isn't as funny as some I've had...it fits this entry well:
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Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog.

When asked why by her former employer, she answered, "I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!" oink
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Hope y'all are having good days! wink smile
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
poison:
I just got 10 extra lives!! Things is lookin up biggrin
Apr 27, 2004
voltaire:
yeah, It was just dead that night.... there wasn't any money to make... oh well..... in my business you win some and you loose some.... my garndma used to joke about doing that with the dog to these people that always came over to her house around dinner time...
Apr 27, 2004

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