"The penis does not obey the order of its master," wrote Leonardo da Vinci , "and must be said to have its own mind."
Wow. 2 days with out any spam e-mail for Viagra or penis enlarging pills. 
resonator:
it's me, it's me....
i've been trying to IM you FOREVER.
holla back.
xoxo
i've been trying to IM you FOREVER.
holla back.
xoxo
sadie:
thats crazy
Is it wrong to whack off to a show on Animal Planet? Its Beverly Hills Vet. Damn that veternarian is hot. 
I beg your pardon. I didn't promise you a rose garden
*Edited on account of previous night's drunkeness* 
My brother's upcoming wedding is getting to be fucking annoying. First its on the same weekend as DragonCon that I was thinking of going to and now I see that Dave Attell is coming to a near by city the same weekend goddamnit. I never catch a fucking break
Nothing like a Corona Extra for breakfast 
housedj:
Oh, go on! A Corona for breakfast is nearly respectable, I say. If my boss had any idea that my secret to success in the morning is a half-gram of marching powder, 4 shots of whiskey and 3 asprin, he'd freak out......and ask himself why he never came up with that idea himself before putting the whole staff on the same breakfast-plan. Heh. Happyness is chemical apathy in the morning, I say....
Keep up the good work - we'd all be nicer if we drank a beer in the morning.
F.
Keep up the good work - we'd all be nicer if we drank a beer in the morning.
F.
Well that sucks, I got fired today. 
mike11:
I am sorry to hear that. I have had that happen to me more than once. 
This really sucks ass. Somehow all my MP3s have dissappeared. 
Who's the black private dick thats a sex machine to all the chicks? 
sadie:
nikon