I like to take baths, and I mean actual tub full of water baths not showers, because its like skinny dipping but I dont have to worry about getting laughed at. 
w00t. just went out and got a George Foreman Lean Mean Fat Reducing Grilling Machine.
I wish though I had a more legitimate reason, other than wanting to masturbate in peace, for having my own space.
Dunno what id prefer most right now. Pussy or a cigarette. Mmmmmm......Id go for pussy right now. 
morbidcherry:
BOTH! a PUSSIG! Yeah, a pussig!!!!!
morbidcherry:
Both pusy and a cigarette
If im reading that commercial right, not only will Levitra get your penis hard, it will help you throw a football straight. Damn, the wonders of modern medicine! Boners and football throwing in one pill!!!
Lost another loan to Ditech! 
Look back two entries.
damn, Lisa Loeb is pretty hot 
here is my ode to boobs
Round and perky, big or small. Boobies, boobies I likes dem all. 
Round and perky, big or small. Boobies, boobies I likes dem all.
Can someone slap that lady from that annoying Bank One commercial? You know the lady who wont shut the fuck up about the fecking Bank One credit cards.
i love my bath, too. it's one of the finest things in my life at this point.
sad, really.
xoxo