drzaius_

"I know that! Whats his name?"
"That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole."
"And his cousin?"
"He's an asshole too, sir. "
"I don't believe it, how many assholes do we have on this ship anyhow?! "
"YO!"
"I can't believe it, Im surrounded by assholes!"
"Keep firing, Assholes!!"

"Fuck Her Gently" Tenacious D

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna...
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Dang, Space Oddity is a sad song, dont you think?

Try to keep it happy, then depress yourself to cry. All I want to do is love you.

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I love Sara_D I'll wait for her till she is ready

Hahahhaahha I must be one blind motherfucker or just the world's biggest sucker. Not that any of you care or have been reading my posts, but turns out the woman that I love, clearly thought was my girlfriend with whom I made love, Isnt. Yup just isnt. I cant tell you all how fucking devestating this is. I bought her a plane ticket down here...
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WHooooo hooooO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One more day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ive got all my mack daddy stuff I need. Bottle of Moet, rubbers, lube, candles, and gonna be making some chocolate covered strawberries tonight. Hot damn!!!!!!

What is the purpose of trying to be nice to co-workers only then to hear about them talking to the managment behind your back? What is the purpose of trying to be nice to anyone? Has that question even been answered?

Whoooooooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Only 6 days more!!!!!!!!!

Well not that anyone except me cares but I am now officially the only man. Was the second fiddle for a while but my babe finally came to her senses and left the asshole she was living with. Damn I cant wait to see her in less than 2 weeks. But then she is going away for 3 months to Vietnam Im gonna enjoy our...
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Whooo hoo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 weeks till my hot Canadian chick comes down!!!!!!!!!!!!Better go out and buy some scented candles. Any other suggestions?