here is my ode to boobs
Round and perky, big or small. Boobies, boobies I likes dem all.
Round and perky, big or small. Boobies, boobies I likes dem all.
Can someone slap that lady from that annoying Bank One commercial? You know the lady who wont shut the fuck up about the fecking Bank One credit cards. 
Do you know the way to San Jose?
deadbeat:
You really need to check out my profile pics. Dr. Zaius
That chick from the Essence Cologne commercial, the one where the twin guys pick up the girl and one puts his hand underneath her butt when she sits down, is really fucking hot.
Oh no. Ahhhnold is govenohh of Calliefornia!!!
Holy shit. A new low in editing movies for TV has been set. Movie-"Breakfast Club". Channel-VH1. Original line-"Eat my shorts!" Edited line-"Eat my socks!" talk about overzealous tv censors
Is it just me or do I have a huge erection right now? 
If I ever get drunk at a karaoke bar I want to sing "Sweet Caroline" or "Cherry, Cherry" by Neil Diamond.
shit, I had something I wanted to put in my journal but I forgot it.
thirty:
Was it poop-related?
obsidian_:
it'd a fun school...but realistically you can get a book and teach everything to yourself...
Do you ever wonder that when they say 'broken-in jeans' they have the underpaid sweatshop workers wear them for a month to break them in before they ship them to the stores?
azrael_abyss:
I never thought of it that way, and now I'm never buying broken in jeans again.
azrael_abyss:
Ha! good one. I always wondered why they confused me so much. Maybe because I was trying to find a meaning behind them and there was none. Not much better than those damn CK commercials. Thank god those aren't on anymore.
I would like to see the head of John the Baptist! 