I am so ready to pull God down from Heaven and punch Him in the balls.
Did a small load of laundry today (mostly everyone's underwear). John comes back with the laundry basket finding me underwear since I'm taking a bath. Not a single one of my pairs of underwear is in the goddamn laundry basket. And I watched him put my underwear in the basket. Not. A. Single. Pair. So now I have to buy more underwear.
On the way back from Sushi 101, our SPARE tire blew up. My tow truck brother in law said the donut we had was mainly meant for smaller cars. With our big car, John should have been driving it on 40mph. Even on a smaller car, you're only supposed to go about 50-55. So much for that too.
I fucking hate life.
ETA: John thinks someone stole all of my underwear. Since my underwear is from Fredericks of Hollywood, it certainly is plausible.
Did a small load of laundry today (mostly everyone's underwear). John comes back with the laundry basket finding me underwear since I'm taking a bath. Not a single one of my pairs of underwear is in the goddamn laundry basket. And I watched him put my underwear in the basket. Not. A. Single. Pair. So now I have to buy more underwear.
On the way back from Sushi 101, our SPARE tire blew up. My tow truck brother in law said the donut we had was mainly meant for smaller cars. With our big car, John should have been driving it on 40mph. Even on a smaller car, you're only supposed to go about 50-55. So much for that too.
I fucking hate life.
ETA: John thinks someone stole all of my underwear. Since my underwear is from Fredericks of Hollywood, it certainly is plausible.
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bitten:
I was thinking exactly the same thing john was thinking. a pervert stole them or a lady. my bet goes to a perv
bitten:
Id be pissed too cause mine is like 90% Victoria's Secret. yup I also have my collection of that time of the month panties. sexxxxyy. lol. I hope your panties magically show up somehow. 