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Tuesday Aug 31, 2004

Aug 31, 2004
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Wasabi!!!!!!!! no really wasabi..i ate a big quarter size bit of it at work to keep myself awake...i was coughing and tearing up for and hour..... I have no clue why i am still awake...especially since i gotta work in 7 hours or so.....grrr.. tonight is the last day of the full moon...and i am out of white candles. shize!!! I still am not sure but i think this is my last day of work this week...i still have yet to confirm it with the other night guy. Well i did get my gummy bears but the wasabi left my taste buds kinda....well non existent...i might as well have been chewing on a rubber band. I am starting to miss safeguard cause no one brings me candy....sniff... everyone used to bring me a pack of gummy bears or worms and my ex used to bring me packs of cherry heads.....i dont know where else to find them except that little store at the bottom floor of the building. they gave me a months supply of cherry and grape heads for one of my going away prestents......i ate them all in 3 days....

Dued nasties husband told me that the gov is lifting the ban on assult rifles....hmmm..is that a good idea...nope!! now dont get me wrong if i had the money i would be the first person in line to get one....sniff i miss my m16...it really had a name.... i called it morgan..lol..which was also the name of my guitar when i had it..lol. the best thing about the M16a2...is that there is a little compartment in the buttstock that holds your rifle cleaning gear......well i took that out and put a half pack of gummy bears and a small sack of cool aid in it.....imma dork. one of my co workers has one and keeps a picture of it on his desk next to the pic of his wife.....how sweet. puke

dude nasty and her hubby asked me if i wanna go to florida with them in september. i kinda wanna go cause that will give me an excuse to visit dragon woman. i miss her she mystriously calls me and asks if i can talk and that its urgent...but then tells me she will call back then i dont hear from her for a month...odd... so i wanna go to florida so i can give her a big hug then drop kick her.

oh oh oh great news!!!!!!!! i got daquri ice sherbert... biggrin but i cant taste it. frown but i can smell it biggrin squee!! skull

you see children...this is what happens when J.R. has no sleep, too much tasteless sugar...the fool rambles. i am gonna crash now. before the magical evil sexy nuns get me. laters ARRR!!!
emily_m:
Oh god, drunken speeches are the best.

You kept gummy bears in your rifle?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Aug 31, 2004
dayglow:
Buttstock is a funny word.
Who is nasty? And cant you think of any other ways of staying awake, besides eating wasabi?
Sep 1, 2004

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