and her name is G!
L!
O!
R!
IIIIIIII!
G-L-O-R-I-A
glorriiiaaa
I am the ultimate wingman
call me "Iceman"
ill be your wingman anytime!
I got the balls to up to girls and break the ice and blah blah blah but i dont got the personality to back it up. my friends always pick up where i leave off, or steal all the attention, as...
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L!
O!
R!
IIIIIIII!
G-L-O-R-I-A
glorriiiaaa
I am the ultimate wingman
call me "Iceman"
ill be your wingman anytime!
I got the balls to up to girls and break the ice and blah blah blah but i dont got the personality to back it up. my friends always pick up where i leave off, or steal all the attention, as...
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thejuanupsman:
Heh tell that to Johnny Depp. Even I have to admit he is pretty damn hot.
thejuanupsman:
heh no she is stalking me
Feelin a bit better today
Got to drive my car for the first time in about a week. That car is better than sex i swear to god.
Got the starter motor back from the rebuilder and put her back in. Booya. Its always like a miracle to me when i fix something and it works. [edit: ok, i realize that i actually didnt fix...
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Got to drive my car for the first time in about a week. That car is better than sex i swear to god.
Got the starter motor back from the rebuilder and put her back in. Booya. Its always like a miracle to me when i fix something and it works. [edit: ok, i realize that i actually didnt fix...
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40spokes:
I hear ya about the coke and pepsi analogy! Thank god for sprite!
thejuanupsman:
hmm looks like a nice car.. I dont really know cuz I dont know shit about cars.. Still better than sex? I mean lately all I have been getting is dull run og the mill sex and ummm I still think it is better than a car..
The birthday thing sucked. Nuff said
The birthday thing sucked. Nuff said
The thing that makes me see red, is that i KNOW she'll be dating someone soon. maybe not this month, or next month, but soon she will find someone that is up to her standards, and he'll be a total peice of shit.
fuck me, if i werent a glutton for punishment...
ill be in my basement room
with a needle and a spoon
and...
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fuck me, if i werent a glutton for punishment...
ill be in my basement room
with a needle and a spoon
and...
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corvus:
heh, I try not to let other peoples lies get to me...
what does bug me though is absolute fucking morons that call me at work, I get hours based on how long my call times are, and the average is supposed to be a minute and thirty seconds...
I keep getting these people that speak decent english, but can't seem to comprehend what I'm telling them.
"No you can't use that promotion in combination with the other"
"no it dosn't work if you just tell me it backwards"
"no you can't use that promotion that way."
I have to perfect and polite.....
When the calls get up into the 10 minute range I'm about ready to pop.
what does bug me though is absolute fucking morons that call me at work, I get hours based on how long my call times are, and the average is supposed to be a minute and thirty seconds...
I keep getting these people that speak decent english, but can't seem to comprehend what I'm telling them.
"No you can't use that promotion in combination with the other"
"no it dosn't work if you just tell me it backwards"
"no you can't use that promotion that way."
I have to perfect and polite.....
When the calls get up into the 10 minute range I'm about ready to pop.
papercut:
hah freaking right...im watching that movie right now....the deleted scenes rule.
Last night i had a weird dream. Upon thinking about it all day, i realized it may mean something.
I was sitting in the car at the bank, with my mom. The car is having trouble shutting off. It diesels for a long time, because of an electrical problem. She gets out to go in. I notice in the mirror my face looks hideous. I...
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I was sitting in the car at the bank, with my mom. The car is having trouble shutting off. It diesels for a long time, because of an electrical problem. She gets out to go in. I notice in the mirror my face looks hideous. I...
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thejuanupsman:
My personas are so different, If a psychologist were watching they might diagnose Multiple personality disorder. I keep huge parts of my life seperate and secret. Mostly for reasons that just involve not wanting to explain why I make the choices I make. Because I hate explaining myself.
because I didnt see the new journal entry. Yeah I can relate to that. Especailly with my Mother around.
[Edited on May 18, 2004 7:48PM]
because I didnt see the new journal entry. Yeah I can relate to that. Especailly with my Mother around.
[Edited on May 18, 2004 7:48PM]
papercut:
haha thanks mang...i just watched it again tonight...the extra footage owns.
Legs are a good idea. I'm glad I have legs.
Yesterday I ate a bowl of cereal and then for dinner 2 chili dogs and a pound of bacon. I washed it down with a cherry coke and a frappacino.
Needless to say I'm not feeling so hot today.
In other news i still love Benni
Yesterday I ate a bowl of cereal and then for dinner 2 chili dogs and a pound of bacon. I washed it down with a cherry coke and a frappacino.
Needless to say I'm not feeling so hot today.
In other news i still love Benni
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thejuanupsman:
Yeah um not that well, although better since I joined the site. Which I of course joined because she was gonna be on it. And not that long, hmm lets see almost exactly 5 months, 2 days and guessing here... 5 Minutes? since I first saw her. Sad that I know that but Umm she made an impression on me right away and somewhere on the net is another post about how awesome I thought she was from the very beginning. Damn I sound kind of sad. Truthfully she reminded me of someone I love and then i got to know her for herself and she is an awesome person. Plus she has helped me deal with all my damn emo issues. so um yeah
short answer yeah i am lucky enough to have made Benni's acquaintance in real life.
short answer yeah i am lucky enough to have made Benni's acquaintance in real life.
thejuanupsman:
Lol that's funny I feel jealous of you and SillyZebra. Strangely not of BillyBillyBilly. Maybe cause I have met him and know he is a cool guy. Not that I have any reason to think you and Zebra aren't (although you are one of those kooky conservative so ya know we are all smarter than you, but that doesn't mean you can't be nice) anyway I always wonder if people's real life personalities will match what we see online. And B3's does. Sadly, mine doesn't I never have to decide which mask to wear here. so this is as close to my real personality as anyone gets. Unless they really know me.
And only one person does.
And only one person does.
I just upgraded my bed for the next two months. A buddy of mine is moving back to his hometown of Portland till august and he asked me to hold on to his beds for him.
I now sleep on 2 matresses stacked on 2 boxsprings. Its obnoxious. I have climb into bed.
I feel like the princess and the pea.
i think i prefer...
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I now sleep on 2 matresses stacked on 2 boxsprings. Its obnoxious. I have climb into bed.
I feel like the princess and the pea.
i think i prefer...
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thejuanupsman:
Yeah I think the social workers are the most burned out people I end up dealing with. A lot of them still do a good job but you can see the toll it is taking on them. The best ones I know are the ones who it seems to toll on the heaviest and they want and probably should leave but they never seem to because they still care or there is one last client/case they want to deal with. There is one women I run into occassionaly who has planned to retire about 5 times in the six years I have been around and she always seems to find some reason to stay but it is really getting to her. She makes me happy and sad at the same time. I wish I knew more people like her even though she is sad & stresses. Instead I know mostly happy assholes. I don't know if I hate them because they are happy assholes or because I am not one and wish I were. Life seems so much easier for people who don't give a shit about anyone else. Ahh I better be careful gonna slip back into moodiness and I just got myself cheered up so.....
Have a great day and thanks for the friend request. We are still smarter than you though.
Damn conservatives with their differing opinions. How dare they?
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Have a great day and thanks for the friend request. We are still smarter than you though.
[Edited on May 17, 2004 3:47AM]
thejuanupsman:
Ok not trying to flood you here but I was on the democracy thread and saw your reply *lumbers back to idiot hole to watch racing* and it was my first laugh out loud moment of the day. Not quite sure why I thought it was so funny but I did. Actually when I first left my comment I worried for a second that people might not realize I was kidding.
I am better than you, because im smarter than you.
My shit smells like roses.
My opinions arent a waste of time.
I go to college, I've read Kant.
Hey everyone im smarter than you.
You bore me because you dont remind me of myself, a smart person.
I am so smart that i dont even need to consider anyone else's intelligence. It is dwarfed...
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My shit smells like roses.
My opinions arent a waste of time.
I go to college, I've read Kant.
Hey everyone im smarter than you.
You bore me because you dont remind me of myself, a smart person.
I am so smart that i dont even need to consider anyone else's intelligence. It is dwarfed...
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thejuanupsman:
Damn, smart people, always think they are better than everyone else.
posh:
uhhh.. what girl on myspace?
I have been a busy bee lately, considering it summer.
-Gotta find a job.
-Getting things arranged so we can move into a house this August. My friend is moving here from PA and we will finally be able to get a band going
-Starter motor crapped on me today, damn thing is always giving me trouble
-Nice and hungover today
-This is a pretty...
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-Gotta find a job.
-Getting things arranged so we can move into a house this August. My friend is moving here from PA and we will finally be able to get a band going
-Starter motor crapped on me today, damn thing is always giving me trouble
-Nice and hungover today
-This is a pretty...
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corvus:
I think fish can breathe with their gills.
well im a crowbar baby
its all a bunch of ego stroking,
life
can suck it
the one i like doesnt like me
i was too nice, and i blew it.
now no matter how hard i try, it doesnt matter. i cant get back. once every two years or so there is a girl i really like, and i always fuck it up
i...
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life
can suck it
the one i like doesnt like me
i was too nice, and i blew it.
now no matter how hard i try, it doesnt matter. i cant get back. once every two years or so there is a girl i really like, and i always fuck it up
i...
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This girl has some kind of hold on me.
I thought i would forget about her since we sort fell out of contact this past month. nope
i had a dream about her last night.
i was trying to get into her apartment cause i didnt have a shirt on. once i was in i had her 2 friends leave so she and i could...
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I thought i would forget about her since we sort fell out of contact this past month. nope
i had a dream about her last night.
i was trying to get into her apartment cause i didnt have a shirt on. once i was in i had her 2 friends leave so she and i could...
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bettietwoguns:
nonexistent.
corvus:
Is the doc poopy tonight?
Chin up man.
Shoulder slug.
cockeye'd grin....
(do I even get a chuckle?)
Chin up man.
Shoulder slug.
cockeye'd grin....
(do I even get a chuckle?)