drstinkypants

Pours my beer
Licks my ear
Brings out the devil in me

Hell ain't a bad place to be

AC/DC motherfucka!
Hope all is well.

I told her that I didnt want the last words we spoke to each other to be angry ones. And that I missed her. And that I was sorry about the way our last conversation went. I didnt ask her to call back, but I think it was implied. She probably hasnt heard it yet. I wish I could erase it. If I am lucky her new boy will hear it first and erase it to spare all 3 of us the drama. and yeah may not have been the best intentions, just caved in a moment of weakness.

Sounds like your day was pretty lame, but only because you said hello to a friend's semi-annoying friend..

But on the bright side (for you master minion, not for me, you fuck!) Sounds like you're getting a full (or at least a part of a full) day of Benni in a few days... you lucky fuck.

Be a good minion!

It was all excitement. I tied my course record at
Liilyputt Mini-Golf, discovered a very good white
wine, drove around in her convertible (top of my
head got sunburned), played about 30 games of pool,
etc. Sleeping together was the best part, tho. Use
your imagination.

Batman, Superman, WonderWoman, the whole DC universe (with maybe the exception of Guy Gardner, the Blue Beetle and Booster Gold) is overrated.

lol, no I just feel like I'm 98.. I'm really only less than half that

I got a call today from Minion Resources, apparently they're looking for an interpreter of dreams and asked me to stop by and try to help you out. They said if I was any good, depending on how good I am, they said they might have an opening for me..

Dream #1) You've been watching too much wrestling on TV. Since what you describe sounds just like when "wrestler #1" starts getting beat on by "wrestler #2" and his buddies, and they can't get any help from the referees or the crowd.. Either that, or you feel trapped and helpless.. possibly in job hunting.. and your dream is an extension of your experiences in the last few weeks... the grovery store represents the stuff you wish you could buy if you had more cash, Jesse represents the Government (like the fact you had to get a new license, etc)...

Dream #2) .... I got nothing... no wait! You're horny but you can't commit (the dream ended) for some reason.

Please put in a good word for me if you find these helpful, otherwise don't say anything... off to go watch cartoons..

Grabs a pipe.

Where'd those fuckers go?

yeah mutual relationships, Dont know what to say on that one, never had one romantically, always one person who wants/needs/loves the other person more. Came close with frienships but eventually it became clear that those only seemed equal. nature of humanity I guess. Sorry to see you down man, start saying fuck a lot, I took Misterjesus's advice on that one and lo and behold it fucking worked.

hey. thanks for you kind words in my journal some time ago.

hope you feel better.

I lived in Vegas from mid-August 1989 until January 1993 when I moved back to MN. I've told most of the "good" stories from there, haven't even gone into and unmentionable stuff and probly won't.

So does that mean I get to be your minion.. or were you just laughing at me?

yeah i mean her taste in Cd's although I have heard that she plays the oboe or used to, but not sure if that was a joke....