drstinkypants

me at work today:

kid driving BMW (in best keanu reeves voice): uhhhhh, the ATM says out of service. what does that mean?
me: it means its out of service
kdBMW: oh so can i use it?
me: no, its out of service.


sometimes im amazed at my own patience.


so there is this new girl working there. shes real purdy, and nice, and well... shes just really nice. but i dont know how to go about asking her out. i guess ill ask her to a movie but i dont know how to phrase it.
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holy fucking crap.
i just found $92 in the desk that was in my room when we moved in!
this is totally insane. ive never been this lucky in my life.
something bads gonna happen or something...