drstinkypants

so yea i went out of town this weekend. did a lot of stuff i didnt want to and almost nothing that i did want to do, so i was fairly annoyed about that. my family is so disorganized its offensive
saw my cousin get married. that was good, he married a cool girl.
also i met her mom for the first time. shes totally like out of this world smoking hot. needless to say i got super drunk (open bar) did some vulgar dancing and then, on the way out flirted with the mother of the bride. although in my defense, she walked out with me and was all TOTALLY leaning on me while we were walking down the stairs. so what am i supposed to do??? NOT flirt with my cousin's new wife's hot mom!? pshaw. id like to blacken the eye of anyone who would think of suggesting such a thing
but yea, some of the most innapropriate flirting ive ever done.
and just a word of advice to any DrStinkypants's out there who might think that ending a night of celebratory binge drinking with vodka back home is a good idea....
its not.

i also apparently gave myself a nickname which stuck surprisingly well. as of now the large portion of my family refers to me only as VIPER
i know! pretty fuckin fierce, right?