mommy's alright
daddy's alright
theyre just a little weird
daddy's alright
theyre just a little weird
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there are girls that i know who fall for (well, not fall for but hang out with and fuck) complete liars. whats the fucking deal?
like seriously, "i know john from sublime" (sidenote: is there even a "john" in sublime!!?) has been a line that has worked. oh hes so cool!
give me a fucking break.
the kicker is these are all girls that i...
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like seriously, "i know john from sublime" (sidenote: is there even a "john" in sublime!!?) has been a line that has worked. oh hes so cool!
give me a fucking break.
the kicker is these are all girls that i...
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ofthedead:
I think we're moving to the Lower Greenville area somewhere, but to be honest, I'm in favor of moving to Denton. We haven't finished discussing it, but I want live somewhere where I don't have a problem finding artists to employ for filmmaking, and Denton seems to be more along those lines.
comicking:
Sorry to confuse. Its the "lie" that only smart people get, claiming that you have ocean front property located in Az. It was a reference to what you wrote, as in a bold faced lie to tell people.
today at work this hot teenage girl came in with a purse that was shaped like a monkey.
she came up and set in on the counter so i said:
"nice monkey"
thats not a very funny anecdote, but ive never said 'nice monkey' to a girl before
thats all
she came up and set in on the counter so i said:
"nice monkey"
thats not a very funny anecdote, but ive never said 'nice monkey' to a girl before
thats all
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cynicminded:
Thanks A lot!!! Believe it or not, i saw you tune in on my online stream counter. I saw the number jump towards the end of the show. I'll post the playlist for you on my journal. (I think what you heard was The Royal Fingers- Go! Royal Fingers Go! or Wild Sammy's Jet Beach). I went to post my show time for you last week, but if i'm not mistaken, you went Gray. If that is the case, glad you are back!
ofthedead:
hahaha. What would you say if she came in with one shaped like a cat?
im drinking 3 day old bud light that i stole from my roomamte
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ofthedead:
Thanks for the tip. Hotwire looks good.
comicking:
That was weird. For about a day or two you went grey, and I thought... NOOOOOOOOO! Now you're back... but nothin's changed since your last update.
Glad you came back... don't scare me like that again!
Glad you came back... don't scare me like that again!
i bet audrey hepburn was one hell of a lay
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surfbetty:
HAHAH!!! you said "you hat that shit"...but I knew whatca meant.
but seriously...what's the deal with bugs flying in your mouth..I mean what is the deal?
but seriously...what's the deal with bugs flying in your mouth..I mean what is the deal?
surfbetty:
ya might wanna run that by my husband...or we could all just move to Utah. 
as i get older, i get more boring. along with that, i get more addicted to stupid things.
ive got nothing to say
ive got nothing to say
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thejuanupsman:
Based on your last few journals you and I seem to be in a similar place.
I hope you are doing better with it than I am.
I hope you are doing better with it than I am.
koleeta:
hey...just because I get blessed with a cool guy who sends me carbs doesn't mean mylife is allright...it is in fact, not, right now.
someday...someone will send you carbs.
I just recently watched Bigger Longer Uncut for the first time... You can doit mmkaaayy.
someday...someone will send you carbs.
I just recently watched Bigger Longer Uncut for the first time... You can doit mmkaaayy.
i still dont know what i wanna be when i grow up
the fact that i will have to spend lots of money on whatever i decide makes me that much more indecisive
the fact that i will have to spend lots of money on whatever i decide makes me that much more indecisive
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jujubee:
rock!
drinking champagne alone and masturbating
thats how i roll, bitches
thats how i roll, bitches
denk:
the champagne part proves style
my back is sweaty
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darklis:
Yummers. 
what is it thats so hard about parking? its ridiculous. i mean, they have yellow freakin lines painted on each side. just insert A into B.
if i were a chick i would never date a guy that couldnt get his car into a parking space on a regular basis, seriously
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there is just something wrong about surfing the gilmore girls' website while listening...
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if i were a chick i would never date a guy that couldnt get his car into a parking space on a regular basis, seriously
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there is just something wrong about surfing the gilmore girls' website while listening...
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surfbetty:
there is just something wrong about surfing the gilmore girls' website while listening to "Just Another Peice of Meat"
i concur..
koleeta:
bitch! fo get it! that's the laaaaast time! *bitchslap*
ps. it's funny and unattrative watching a guy who doesn't know how to parallel park...he still got laid - but you know there are no long term plans with someone like that.
ps. it's funny and unattrative watching a guy who doesn't know how to parallel park...he still got laid - but you know there are no long term plans with someone like that.
my friends are quite lame.
there was a restaurant down the road from where i work giving away free beer. FREE fucking BEER! and i couldnt find anyone who was willing to drive 15 minutes out of their way to get free beer.
i need new friends
there was a restaurant down the road from where i work giving away free beer. FREE fucking BEER! and i couldnt find anyone who was willing to drive 15 minutes out of their way to get free beer.
i need new friends
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thejuanupsman:
I feel like one of those lame friends lately. There are so many things going on and I never make it to anything. 
I have not been here nearly as long as you and I am discovering I miss a lot of people too.
I have not been here nearly as long as you and I am discovering I miss a lot of people too.
surfbetty:
fuck the killer clowns...that scared me too..
this is a link
fuck!!! is you scroll through the movies on the left you will find the cat's eye page.
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this is a link
fuck!!! is you scroll through the movies on the left you will find the cat's eye page.
[Edited on Apr 15, 2005 4:43PM]
UPDATE!
i hate to eat
i hate to sleep
i hate to sit still
i love to kill myself
i love to work untill i cant stay awake
i love to drink untill i cant think
i love to run untill i feel like death
tonight i rocked out with the boys untill i puked.
HOORA!
i have to be up in 4 hours!
i hate to eat
i hate to sleep
i hate to sit still
i love to kill myself
i love to work untill i cant stay awake
i love to drink untill i cant think
i love to run untill i feel like death
tonight i rocked out with the boys untill i puked.
HOORA!
i have to be up in 4 hours!
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jeff_fries:
OH I WAS KIDDING
jeff_fries:
83 yr old landlord
. . . oh man. . .that line is in a Karp song too
and then they say "101 ways to please your lover with plastic toys"
HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!